formerly blorbeau

Dani // 30 // they/them // insufferable

[poohpoohtud]

[morally-earl-gray]

so many characters with potential to be aromantic bisexual and yet so few exist. write more aro-bi characters you cowards.

[intercal]

you could follow the genuinely funny poster who is going to be gone in 6 months, or you could follow me, the mediocre-to-okayish poster who's been on tumblr for 11.5 years and will be here until the flames finally reach and destroy the data center with our precious memories

[nostalgebraist]

If Pikachu were real, it would not be a very pleasant animal. An enormous mouse that shocks you like an electric eel. I would run from these beasts

[thequantumranger]

ゴジラ-1.0 / Godzilla Minus One (2023)

[rexlottie]

(x)

[kyt-grace]

how do I get this for my room, question????

[politijohn]

Source

Happy Pride Month!

[dailycatsblog]

[ratbreadd]

go watch (and read) project hail mary right now. this instant. go go go . go. go.

[letitrainathousandflames]

hey what the entire FUCK happened to tumblr's balls???

[letitrainathousandflames]

I should have clarified. I was talking about these (deez?):

WHY are they OVAL they should be SPHERICAL

[lamaenthel]

Oh no I fear it is your balls that need a physician's care my friend

[letitrainathousandflames]

OH NO--

[letitrainathousandflames]

Don't do this to me, I already have enough problems with these oval balls of mine

[letitrainathousandflames]

Stop playing inflation with my notes and tell staff to inflate my balls back into their normal shape!!!

[veliseraptor]

honestly i think people should describe women as "handsome" more often.

[comintoyoulive]

im glad the white folks are finally speaking up on how annoying dog culture is but yall were the ones who set that system up i fear

[comintoyoulive]

“why are dogs everywhere” you liked them more than poc

[stuckinapril]

when James Baldwin said I can’t be a pessimist because I’m alive

[stuckinapril]

when James Baldwin said to be a pessimist means that you have agreed that human life is an academic matter. So I am forced to be an optimist. I am forced to believe that we can survive whatever we must survive.

[tj-crochets]

My grandma just called and, among other things, said “You have hips. That’s good! Men like hips!” and then she interrupted herself to say “Women like hips. People of your preferred gender like hips. I can never remember”  And I was like “Thanks grandma! My preferred gender is none of them, no thanks.” and she was like “Okay, no one will comment on your hips!” very self satisfied, like “aha, I have figured it out” I think like half her grandkids are some variety of not-straight and she can’t always remember which is which but she is the epitome of like “she’s a little confused, but she’s got the spirit!”

[tj-crochets]

Update: I gave it some thought and my estimate was wrong. Of the grandkids that are out, it’s 1/3, not ½

[tj-crochets]

I told my grandma that I’d told my friends about what she said and that some of y’all had said you wished she was your grandma, and she said “Well, you can never have too many grandkids!”  So like…consider her your honorary grandma* I guess? *if you want an honorary grandma, that is

[tj-crochets]

Update on my grandma: I told her my hair was standing up, but instead of straight line it was diagonal and she said “That’s okay, you’ve never been straight!” and then laughed so hard at her own joke I thought she was going to drop the phone

[tj-crochets]

Happy almost pride month! Have my confused-but-supportive grandma!

[tj-crochets]

An update: my grandma just called me to ask if I knew it was pride month

[tj-crochets]

Happy pride month!!

[sibyllance]

Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air

[officialboredom]

First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success

[tuulikki]

I feel like the Arizona license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck we’re looking at here

[otterjpg]

[insert destiel breaking news meme here]

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[gallusrostromegalus]

seconding these tags by @ragsy: #if the social consciousness has decided that duckduckgo is the Only Othet Search Engine#might i suggest 'go duck yourself'