Incorrect Epithet Erased Quotes

Have another blog dedicated to many incorrect quotes involving our favorite Epithet Erased characters!

[incorrectepitheterasedquotes]

Molly: “Boss, you would be a great YouTuber.”

Giovanni: “Why? Is it because of my looks?”

Molly: “No- well, maybe. But mainly because you don’t care about haters.”

[incorrectepitheterasedquotes]

Giovanni: “What do you call a person with poor hearing?”

Sylvie: “What?”

Giovanni: “I SAID, WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON WITH POOR HEARING?”

[incorrectepitheterasedquotes]

Molly: “I need advice.”

Trixie, eating cookie dough for breakfast: “You’ve come to the right person.”

[incorrectepitheterasedquotes]

Molly: “Boss told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking.”

Trixie: “Someone get me a young child, I have wisdom to pass down.”

[incorrectepitheterasedquotes]

Molly: “Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!”

Trixie: “What if I suddenly decided I’m vegan?”

Molly: “Wakey wakey, vegetables and sadness!”

[incorrectepitheterasedquotes]

Trixie: “The eagles won last night.”

Phoenica: “Oh, did you watch the game last night?”

Trixie, covered in blood and scratches: “What game?”

[incorrectepitheterasedquotes]

Phoenica: “What if mayonnaise came in cans?”

Trixie: “That would suck because you can’t microwave metal.”

Molly: “Good morning to everyone except these two.”

[incorrectepitheterasedquotes]

“I’m not an early bird or a night owl. I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.”

- Molly

[incorrectepitheterasedquotes]

Molly: “That’s a pretty rock.”

Giovanni: “Trixie gave it to me.”

Trixie: “I threw it at you.”

Giovanni: “She’s very sweet.”

[incorrectepitheterasedquotes]

“I don’t like little flying bugs… because they’re little and can fly, and I don’t like that they can do that.”

- Phoenica

[incorrectepitheterasedquotes]

“I’m not an Aries. I’m just a ragin’ bitch.”

- Zora

[incorrectepitheterasedquotes]

Trixie: “What was that?”

Phoenica: “My shirt fell.”

Trixie: “It sounded a lot heavier than that.”

Molly, who immediately checks on her: “She was in it.”

[incorrectepitheterasedquotes]

Giovanni: “All right, Bear Trap, that's it, you're grounded! I found a rap album hiding under your bed and it was the clean version. I didn't raise you to be such a nerd!”

Molly: “I'm not even your kid-”

[incorrectepitheterasedquotes]

Molly: “If Feenie and I were drowning, who would you save?”

Trixie: “You two can't swim?”

Molly: “It's a hypothetical question, Trixie! Who would you save?”

Trixie: “My time and effort.”

[incorrectepitheterasedquotes]

Giovanni: “It's quick, it's easy, and it's free: pouring river water in your socks!”

Molly: “Why would I do that?”

Giovanni: “It's quick, it's easy, and it's free!”

[incorrectepitheterasedquotes]

Trixie: “There's no ‘I’ in team, but there is one in pizza.”

Molly: “So, you're not going to share?”

Trixie: “I'm not going to share.”

[incorrectepitheterasedquotes]

Sylvie: “What's that?”

Giovanni: “Chocolate.”

Sylvie: “What's chocolate?”

Giovanni: “Candy. Do they not have candy where you're from?”

Sylvie: “Yeah. Grapes, nuts.”

Giovanni: “No wonder you're so bitter.”