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Beauty sleep! ❤

(don’t tag as kin/me) 

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Sparrow: I just killed my best friend!

Theresa: And your worst enemy.

Sparrow: Same difference.

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feel free to submit because i have zero (0) energy

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reaver: are you calling me a liar?

hero of brightwall: i aint calling you a truther!

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hero of brightwall: oh my god, i ruined the car!

logan: you did. you really did. but on the plus side, there doesnt seem to be any damage to the other car

hero of brightwall: no, i see a dent! theres a dent!

logan: thats a ding. not even. its like a little scratch

hero of brightwall: no, its a dent!

logan: okay, fine. well leave a note. then, for all we know, that was probably already there, right?

hero of brightwall: we have to leave a note! we have to leave a note!

logan: okay, okay! youre so honest. who raised you?

hero of brightwall: i dont know!

logan: it was me. i did

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page: the hero is a lost cause, walter. time to focus on your good daughter — ben!

ben: im pretty!

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reaver: once i enter an exclusive relationship, i sleep with very few people

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ben: my head hurts

walter: thats your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity

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hero of brightwall: I. DECLARE. BANKRUPTCY!

walter: i just wanted you to know that you cant just say the word bankruptcy and expect anything to happen

hero of brightwall: i didnt say it i declared it

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aorry ! the queue ran out, fixing that now :v

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reaver: desperate to rise above her station, everything she does betrays the ideals of our nation. hey, and if you dont know, now you know, your majesty

logan: thank you, reaver. page, your response?

page: YOU MUST BE OUTTA YOUR *GODDAMN* MIND

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logan: i set the rules and you follow them blindly. okay? and if you have a problem with that, then you can talk to our complaint department. its a trash can!

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hero of brightwall: i was wondering if you could help me out

reaver: say no more

reaver: [pulls out a cardboard box full of guns]

reaver: heres a bunch of guns

hero of brightwall: nope. different thing

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reaver: dress everyday like youre gonna get murdered in those clothes

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hero of brightwall: from now on, we will be using code names. you can address me as eagle one. page, code name— been there, done that. elise is— currently doing that. kalin is— it happened once in a dream; ben, code name— if i had to pick a dude. walter is— eagle two

walter: oh thank god

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reaver, standing at a podium: recently, certain allegations have come to light about my inappropriate conduct. im here to set the record straight. i totally did all of it

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hero of brightwall: that helmet looks kind of lame.

ben finn: you know what’s not lame? safety.