What You Say?

Incorrect quotes from various fandoms including, but not limited to; Bnha, RWBY, Tokyo Ghoul, Harry Potter, The lunar Chronicles, Percy Jackson, Black Butler, The Seven Deadly Sins, Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Bleach, etc.

[i-am-a-fish]

attention all of my autistic followers,

you just got hit with the

DOUBLE VALID!!!!!!!!!!

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Leo: You think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Nico: You’re a hazard to society.

Percy: And a coward. Do twenty.

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Bakugou: When you’ve been in class 1-A as long as I have, you develop thick skin.

Monoma: Green is not your color.

Bakugou: Green brINGS OUT MY EYES YOU PRICK!

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Yang: I lost, like, 20 pounds.

Weiss: OMG What is your secret?

Yang:

Yang: ... I got my arm ripped off.

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“Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward rage screams.”

—Ed Alphonse

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Midoriya: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Uraraka: I’ve witnessed the dumb stuff.

Tsu: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Todoroki: I joined you in the dumb stuff.

Iida: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

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Maka: Treat spiders how you want to be treated!

Death the Kid: Killed without hesitation.

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Bakugou: You look nice, I want to kiss you.

Kirishima: What?

Bakugou: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDNT MISS YOU!

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Peter: *in a shitty German accent* If it isn’t the man with the giant metal frisbee.

Steve: My name is Captain America.

Peter: The man with the giant metal frisbee.

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Weiss: Good morning.

Blake: Good morning.

Ruby: You all sound like robots. “Good morning, good morning,” spice it up a bit!

Yang: Hey, motherfuckers!

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Hitsugi: My girlfriend is too tall for me to kiss her on the lips. What should I do?

Otoya: Punch her in the stomach and when she doubles over in pain kiss her.

Haruki: Tackle her.

Isuke: Dump her.

Nio: Kick her in the shins.

Chitaru: NO TO ALL OF THOSE, JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN

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Midoriya: *About Kirishima* Why don’t you just be yourself and tell him how you feel?

Bakugo: Thanks for the life lesson Boy Meets World. How’s your repressed love life doing?

Midoriya: I don’t know Kacchan, hows your mother’s drinking problem?

Bakugo: Below the belt, Deku. Below the belt.

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Kaminari: Would you ever date a guy that’s shorter than you?

Jirou: No.

Kaminari: Don’t you think that’s a bit shallow?

Jirou: I’m a lesbian, Kaminari.

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Iida: Why do I get this-dubious looking device?!

Bakugo: Cause only Velma would say “dubious device.” Velma gets the spooky fridge!

Midoriya: Who are you then, Kacchan? Freddy?

Bakugo: Bitch I’m Daphne.

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Ron: I wish puberty took you to a customize your character screen.

Hermione: Do you realize how many people would be dragons?

Harry: You say this like its a bad thing.

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Midoriya: I have had a very long day. I am very small. And I have no money. So you could image the kind of stress in under.

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Sasha: I’m so tired I could eat a horse.

Jean: I identify as a horse and this offends me.

Conny: I identify as offends and this horses me.

Eren: I offend horses, identify me.

Armin: I think the main question here is why would you eat a horse if you’re tired?