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Stranger Things
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Origami Around
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@incorrectfiyerabaquotes
Fiyero: Damn, girl, are you my appendix? because I don't understand how you work but this pain in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Elphaba:
Fiyero:
Elphaba: Fiyero
Fiyero: *crying in pain* yes?
Elphaba: F-Fiyero, do you really have appendicitis right now?
Elphaba: Hey babe, what are you wearing?
Fiyero: Just my underwear...
Elphaba:
Elphaba: You haven’t done the laundry, have you?
Fiyero: I have not.
Everyone: *eating popsicles*
Elphaba: *casually deepthroats popsicle*
Galinda: wHAT THE-
Elphaba: What? It’s not that big!
Galinda: ...
Fiyero: *sweating*
Elphaba: *cellphone rings*
Nessarose: *reading contact name* You still call our father “daddy”? That’s so childish.
Elphaba: *answering phone* Hi, Fiyero.
Nessarose: *chokes on her drink*
Fiyero: I wish you would just admit when you make a mistake.
Elphaba: *stirring her coffee* Maybe I just like it with salt.
[Fiyero and Elphaba sucking on lollipops]
Fiyero: My tongue is red
Elphaba: Mine is blue
Fiyero: Do you wanna make it become purple?
Elphaba:
Fiyero:
Elphaba, smirking: Yeah...
Fiyero: Good! Let’s switch lollipops then!
Elphaba:
Pilot: Passengers, prepare for take-off, put on your seat belts and make sure your valuable belongings are safe.
Boq: My charger is here.
Elphaba: So are my earphones.
Galinda: My phone is also here.
Fiyero: Elphaba, are you feeling safe?
Elphaba: yes.
Elphaba: There’s no “i” in team but there’s one in pizza.
Fiyero: .... so you’re not going to share.
Elphaba: I am not going to share
Fiyero *to Elphaba*: Hey... so, ... uhh... (looks at notecards, given by Galinda) did you uh did... you fall out of heaven because hum... (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck I’m so sorry you’re-you’re just so pretty I’m sorry
Fiyero: We’re like cocoa and marshmallows.
Elphaba: How?
Fiyero: You’re hot and I’m on top.
Fiyero: Who keeps stealing my shirts? If I ever see them wearing it I’ll-
Elphaba: *walks in wearing Fiyero’s shirt*
Fiyero: -love them with all my heart
Fiyero: So, what’s Elphaba’s type?
Nessarose: Blue eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor, great hair.
Fiyero: Sounds like me. Too bad we’re just friends.
Nessarose: Did I mention oblivious?
Fiyero: Yeah, why?
Nessarose: Just making sure.
Galinda: *stabbing air between Elphaba and Fiyero with a butter knife*
Elphaba: What are you doing?
Galinda: Trying to cut the sexual tension between you two.
Galinda: It isn’t working.
Elphaba: *hugs Fiyero from behind*
Elphaba: *softly plays with Fiyero’s hair*
Elphaba: *whispers* Eat my chocolate again and we are fucking done.
Fiyero: Have you seen my underwear?
Elphaba: No.
Fiyero: Do you want to?
Fiyero: Fae, we’re out of candy!
Elphaba: What? Already? There's only been four kids!
Fiyero: Yeah, i know, but one little girl told me she loved me so I just gave her everything.
Elphaba: Hey Yero, can you help me with this zipper?
Fiyero: Of course!
Elphaba:
Elphaba: UP, Fiyero.
Fiyero: Right, sorry.