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The Oracle: Rules are made to be broken.
Sentius: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Georgius: Uh, piñatas.
Vergil: Glow sticks.
Rufius: Karate boards.
Fabia: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
The Oracle: Rules.
Rufius: These so-called ‘feelings’ are ruining my reputation as a heartless bitch.
Desius: The newcomer asked for a favour, and, in the spirit of goodwill, I agreed. Lucretia: What did you get out of it? Desius: Nothing. Lucretia: What did you get out of it apart from nothing? Desius: Money.
Domitius: What if someone does something irksome and I decide to remove their spine? Horatius: That’s… that’s actually murder, one of the worst crimes of all. Also illegal.
Georgius: Hey, I need to tell you something serious. Khabash: Wait, Georgius, if this is a secret, tell me later. Aurelia can definitely hear everything. Aurelia: No I can't. Khabash: Oh, good!
Aurelia: As a public speaker of 15 years, the best advice I can give is to approach every business meeting with full intent to seduce.
Desius: Have you ever wondered what’s inside a wasp’s nest? The Oracle: No, it’s fucking WASPS.
The Hermit Philosopher: Friend, are you a philosopher? The Oracle: Hermit, I’m dumb as shit. The Hermit Philosopher: “Hermit, I’m dumb as shit” is just rephrased Socrates’s “I know that I know nothing” so what’s the truth?
Galerius: I cut myself while cutting an onion. Couldn’t see what I was doing because I was tearing up. Lucretia: Sharp onion then? Galerius: No, sharp knife. Lucretia: I mean, you were tearing up because the onion was sharp, right? Galerius: No, I was tearing up because nature shares its bounty with us with this onion harvest and I just think that’s beautiful.
Desius: What’s a little attempted murder between friends?
Sentius: You might want to rethink this.
The Oracle: Buddy, I didn’t even think this the first time.
Aurelia, to the Oracle: I need a BF.
Aurelia: Billion. Fucking denari.
Sentius: Have you no faith in your leader?
The Oracle: None.
Ulpius: So my partner-
Sentia: You have a partner?
Ulpius: I do, the whole time you’ve known me.
Sentia: Oh. I always thought you were feral.
Ulpius: Er, do you mean ‘single’?
Sentia: Whatever the word is that you use for stray cats.
The Oracle, to Naveia: Healing comes in many forms.
The Oracle: But whatever the weird shit you’re doing is, it's not one of them.
Horatius: You know, not every problem can be solved with an axe.
Domitius: That's why I carry two axes.
Equitia: The universe has a plan for you.
The Oracle: It's not a good plan.