It's The Nineties, Who Knows What They Said?

  Oh, Whoa, Look at this Old Sitcom, They Must Have Said This, Right? (submissions accepted)

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Monica: why were you arrested this time?

Phoebe: I got arrested for being too cool.

Chandler: Charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.

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Monica: Alright, Pheebs, would you rather kill Ross or-

Phoebe: I’ll kill Ross.

Rachel: You didn’t even hear the second option…

Phoebe: I don’t need to.

Ross: …

Ross: I’m feeling a little unsafe…

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chandler: can you please stop calling peanut butter that?

joey: what’s wrong with “sticky nut juice”?

chandler: everything. every fucking thing

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Ross: Quid pro quo, Joey.

Joey: What does that mean?

Ross: It means I'm pretentious.

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Chandler: No chick flick moments.

Rachel: You love chick flicks.

Chandler: Yeah, you’re right. *opens his arms for a hug* Come here.

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Ross: You said that if you were ever going to do same sex experimentation, it was going to be with me.

Chandler: I have never said that to you.

Ross: It's been implied.

Chandler: By you.

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Rachel: We’re not mad, we’re just disappointed.

Ross: No, we’re mad.

Rachel: Yes. Yes, we are mad. Livid. But we’re gonna let this one slide.

Ross: What? No, we’re not!

Rachel: I’m not a mind reader, Ross!

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Chandler: 5 years ago today, I married my best friend.

Chandler: My wife’s still pretty mad about it, but Joey and I were drunk and we thought it would be hilarious!

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Rachel to Emily: Me? I’m the bees knees, but, you? You’re just…

Phoebe: Cockroach ankles!

Rachel: Ye- uh, what?

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Rachel: *steps out of the bathroom*

Chandler: Are you alright?

Ross: Am I alright? I’m in love.

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Rachel: “What about you, Ross? Isn’t there some big Christmas wish that you’re afraid will never come true?”

Ross: “Oh, we don’t celebrate Christmas, but I got the coolest gifts for Hanukkah! Eight straight days of dreams come true! I mean, I’m with you guys. Boo, no Christmas.”

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Monica: “As kids, for Christmas, a gentile would get a bike as a reminder that their parents love them. For Hanukkah, we would get socks as a reminder that we were persecuted.”

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Phoebe: "I take full responsibility for each one of my illegal actions."

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Tumblr: Ask has been sent.

Phoebe: Okay, but has ask been answered?

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Phoebe: “Look what I knitted for Mike.”

Rachel: “Oh, that’s interesting. And it smells like shampoo.”

Phoebe: “It’s a sweater entirely made of my hair!”

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"I'm not a robot, I'm British!"

-Emily

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Joey: "Chandler, if I die I'd like you to do one small thing for me. I want you to build a one-hundred-acre museum dedicated to my memory. Bronze my clothing and possessions. Have at least three hundred marble statues erected of me in my most dashing poses. One of these statues should stand one hundred feet tall and greet ships as they float down the Hudson River. One of the fourteen wings of the museum should have an amusement park with the world's fastest roller coaster inside. None of these rides should be equipped with safety devices. You can license some of the space to fast-food restaurants and ice-cream parlors but nothing should be healthy or nutritious. The gift shop should sell stuffed Joey dolls packed with broken glass and asbestos. There's a more detailed list in my room."