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May, 2019: Minister Angus Taylor forgets to switch to his alt account before commenting praise on his own Facebook status

To this day, Angus cannot post on social media without being flooded with comments reading "Fantastic. Great Move. Well done Angus."

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batshit-auspol

Pleased to announce this guy just became the leader of the opposition in Australia, and the comments on instagram did not dissapoint

chaser

apparently I'm still logged into the work account 3 years after leaving this company

chaser

so for my final note, from the bottom of my heart, I just wanna get dicked down again =/

mawofthemagnetar

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

bewbin

PROUD TO ANNOUNCE that i will be doing my laundry today. Thank you for all those who helped me get to this point in life #stayhardunlessitsdownysoft

bewbin

beeen seeing alot of notes of people saying this inspired them to finally do their landry. i am filled with so much emotion that i might finally fold the landry i did a few days ago. maybe

enbaluka-tokyo-drift

thecyndimistuff

my English prof teaching abt cover letters today and me trying not to bring up the luke skywalker cover letter post:

thecyndimistuff

@serialreblogger here you go:

lolotehe

aquilacalvitium

Write it badly or it'll never be written

aquilacalvitium

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

decemberwinter

enameledcoppergirl

One of the most heartbreaking things in this world is when a pervertgirl is so tired she can’t even muster up the energy to be horny.

iamheavymeta-lll

caffedorzo

so exhausted by how fundamentally anti-human the capitalist world has become. like ageing, getting fat, being slightly inefficient, and making mediocre art are all extremely normal and extremely human activities, why is every corporation trying to convince us to spend all our money fighting that

dragon-in-a-fez

keep thinking about how I wrote in my dissertation about how every time a new form of public/social space emerges it's immediately popular with kids and teenagers who see it as a chance at freedom and then adults colonise it and kick them out. this happened with malls in the 80s and diners in the 50s and pool halls in the 20s. my dad was doing research on this trend in like 1975. and I was like "yeah so this is going to happen to the internet" and then five years later every government suddenly decided to ban kids from everywhere online. I hate being right especially when I don't even get paid for it

enbaluka-tokyo-drift

cpericardium

parried three bait posts in a row

foone

need to tie up a robotgirl with cat6 cable. Secured in place with one long cable, then we plug in both ends and use it to send bondage porn across, then the footage of her tied up with the cable.

It'd be like getting tied up by bondage itself!

learningtogirl

I don't think cat6 cable would be very comfortable to be tied up with. It's a lot thinner than conventional ropes and trying to do all the tying with just one so that we can send the footage across would be kind of annoying. Also I suspect the bend radius would be a problem with a lot of the knots/frictions.

I do love the concept though!

foone

Supposedly bend radius isn't much of a problem, according to my network engineer sis. (plus I don't care if I fuck up the cable and only get 10mbit: it's fast enough)

As for thickness... I think you can work around that with shibari? by using belts of cable instead of individual strands, you spread the pressure out and the thinness of cable doesn't matter as much.

falling-alice

how about coaxial?

foone

I do have some analog TV broadcast equipment, I could run a video signal down the coax cable! I'd have to set up a camcorder for recording it, and a CRT TV to display it!