Havoc: Did u grow up without a positive male influence
Mustang: didnt everyone

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@incorrectfullmetalquotes
Havoc: Did u grow up without a positive male influence
Mustang: didnt everyone
Mustang: Are you slut-shaming me?
Hawkeye: I’m just plain shaming you.
Mustang: You're on the wrong side of history, Lieutenant, trust me.
Mustang: Why are we lying in the parking lot?
Hughes: Your hook shot knocked you unconscious so I laid down next to you so everyone would think we were chilling.
Roy Mustang: my toxic trait? well. i LOVE too hard. my PUSSY is too wet. also i commit IDENTITY THEFT.
Ed: I don't know what to do with it.
Winry: With what?
Ed: With all the love I have for my mum. I don't know where to put it now.
Winry: I'll take it. I'm serious. It sounds lovely. I'll have it.
Mustang: not to be the thottie with the super hot body but—
Hawkeye: oh my god, please shut up
Roy Mustang: I may play the fool at times, but I'm a little more than just a pretty face with an ass that won't quit.
Roy Mustang: I can't help being a gorgeous fiend. It's just the card I drew.
Hawkeye, walking into the office: What’s wrong with you guys? You all usually can’t keep your mouths closed.
Fuery: *passes Hawkeye a note that reads “five way jinx”*
Hawkeye: Five way jinx? Really?
Breda: *passes Hawkeye a note that reads “yes, really!”*
Hawkeye: Alright, fine. Breda, Fuery, Havoc, Falman, Colonel Mustang.
Everyone, shouting at once: Unjinxed!
Mustang: *gasps for air*
Falman: You don’t have to hold your breath when you’re jinxed, sir.
Mustang: I play prison rules.
Havoc: They play jinx in prison?
Alphonse: Wait... Shaggy says "zoinks," Velma says "jinkies," Daphne says "jeepers," Scooby says "rikes." What does Fred say?
Edward: Fred said “fuck”.
Alphonse: HE DID NOT.
Mustang: Offer me money.
Envy: Yes!
Mustang: Power, too, promise me that.
Envy: All that I have and more. Please...
Mustang: Offer me everything I ask for.
Envy: Anything you want!
Mustang: I want my best friend back, you son of a bitch!
Roy Mustang: Olivier said I was being completely solipsistic. I looked it up. It means that you think you’re the center of the universe and that you don’t care about other people. Which is completely insane, because I hate being alone.
Hawkeye, to Mustang: I can’t be your wife, Roy. But and I are gonna be partners till they put us in the fucking ground.
Ed: Can you take me to the mall to get a dress?
Mustang: Okay. First of all, I’m so glad you felt comfortable enough to come to me with that, and you know what? If this is something you want to explore—
Ed: Oh, it’s not for me, it’s for Winry, but you handled that very well.
Mustang: I have feelings for you.
Hawkeye: I have feelings for you too.
Narrator: The feeling was "friendship," but neither had ever experienced it.
Roy: You suck.
Edward: You suck!
Roy: I know!
Mustang: I don't like being told what to do unless I'm naked.