almost home
occasionally subtle
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
ellievsbear
YOU ARE THE REASON
Product Placement
Peter Solarz
if i look back, i am lost
NASA
#extradirty
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Janaina Medeiros
DEAR READER
Keni
pixel skylines
trying on a metaphor
i don't do bad sauce passes
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@incorrectfussballquotes
Kai: And he was just sitting there topless with his muscles all like that, and he looked so sexy, and- Marco: Why is he talking about Jule? He is talking about Jule, right? Timo: I have no idea. I just asked him about the weather.
Leon: Please tell me Joshua loves me more than he loves you. Serge: I think it’s about the same. Leon: Okay, I can live with that.
Thomas, about Manu and Fülle: If my boyfriends think they can just bat their beautiful blue eyes at me and get whatever they want, they are absolutely right.
Benni: Mats… Mats: Oh no, ‘Mats’ in B flat. Benni: ……. Mats: You’re disappointed. Benni: I- Marco: (dying of laughter)
I would love you forever if we could get more incorrect quotes with the Euro2024 team. They had the best dynamics. Also it would heal my heart a bit after we lost. 🥲
Aww hi anon, this totally made my day! (Apologies if you sent it a bit ago)
I totally wanna do more for them too, between uni exams and work a bit too busy atm but I promise I will! Any particular dynamics/ships you particularly enjoy?
Leroy: Dude, why are all your tongues purple? Thomas: Oh, we went and got slushies. I had a blue one. Fülle: I had a red one. Manu: I didn't get one. Leory: ... Jamal: OH. Leroy: Holy shit, man. Flo: You got slushies without us?!
Flo: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you? Jamal: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now. Flo: I don’t- Jamal: Would you like me to tutor you? Flo: ……. Toni: (munching on popcorn) That was smooth.
Sandro: Wow, David and Joshua have been really quiet for a while. Julian: Yeah, it's quite nice actually. Sandro: Julian: Sandro: We should check on them. Julian: Immediately.
Toni: Thomas is so… Leory: Annoying? Fülle: Cute? Manu: Funny? Joshua: Weird? Toni: I don’t know, maybe if y'all let me FINISH for ONCE IN MY LIFE, I’d tell you!
Maxi: Shouldn’t get stressed out, it’s not good for the baby. Ilkay: What baby? Maxi (crying a bit): Me.
Fülle: We’re getting married, bitches! Thomas, grinning: And we’re about to make it everyone else’s problem.
"I might call myself a bisexual disaster, but in all honesty I'm more of a bisexual mishap - a bisexual fiasco at best."
- Thomas, probably.
David: If I fall… Joshua: I’ll be there to catch you. Flo: (looks at Jamal) What if I fall? Jamal: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side. Manu(to Marc): And if I fall? Marc: I’ll be the one who pushed you.
Joshua: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something! Ilkay: You left Flo and Maxi in an Aldi parking lot at 2am a day ago. Joshua: I did that on purpose, try again.
Manu: You know what’s funny about Thomas? He's my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt him is someone I’d murder, probably.
Thomas: I know what might cheer you up. Some gossip. Toni: I hate gossip. Gossip is for the weak. Toni: ... Toni: Who’s it about?
David (reading a recipe): Beat three eggs? Joshua: It means like in hand-to-hand combat. David: Ohhhh- Fülle: Both of you get out of this kitchen.