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Incorrect Quotes blog for Touhou. Mima can fuck me up.

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Alice: Please turn on the lights.

Marisa: I don't have to. You're the only light I need in my life.

Alice: That's very sweet.

Alice: But I can't see.

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yeah i’ve run out of material and ideas for incorrect quotes

i’ll try to post more soon, but there is a submit box if you type /submit in after the blog url. just please remember to add a source to your quote if you do submit something.

[ranissupercool]

stole the idea from this love live post

[incorrectgensokyo]

Aya: Babe I'm not touching your boob I'm touching your heart.

Reimu: That's my right boob.

Aya: Babe

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Patchouli: It's so cold.

Marisa: You want my jacket?

Patchouli: That would be great.

Marisa: You should buy one then they're 50% off, my shop's just over in the Forest of Magic there.

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Alice: I am making dinner tonight you should come over

Sanae: Okay sure yes

Alice: I'm making spaghetti and meatballs

Sanae: Swaghetti and memeballs

Alice: You are uninvited

Sanae: ...That's fair

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Marisa: I need a fucking roommate.

Alice: You need a fucking babysitter.

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Suwako: You've heard of elf on the shelf?

Kanako: What

Suwako: Well get ready for SOCKS ON THE FLOOR

Kanako: Suwako that doesn't even rhyme

Suwako: PICK YOUR SHIT UP

[incorrectgensokyo]

Marisa, to Alice: Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!

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Yukari: Meow.

Ran: ...Use your words like a big youkai.

Yukari: I ran over Chen.

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Hina: Why are you eating cucumbers again?

Nitori: I always eat cucumbers when I'm having a bad day.

Hina: But you eat cucumbers every day!

Nitori: :^)

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Kaguya: Bitch im tryina play minecraft smh you in or nah

Tenshi: make me your bitch ;)

Kaguya: Ok Tenshi

Kaguya: Listen up

Kaguya: If you dont play the craft

Kaguya: You cant get the shaft

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Nazrin: A good woman is like good home wifi. Full of knowledge. Always there for you. Used by your roommate WHEN YOU'RE NOT THERE THAT'S RIGHT SHOU I KNOW

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Sanae: I think it's cute when someone admits they have a crush on you!

Parsee: I think it's a fucking miracle.

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Meiling: I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.

Komachi: You did. Then gave it to me.

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Reimu: I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station

Sanae: I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.

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Nitori: In case you haven't noticed, I'm a creep. I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here