Claire: Are you decent?
Jack: Not morally, but I'm wearing pants, if that's what you're asking.

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@incorrectgotnervequotes
Claire: Are you decent?
Jack: Not morally, but I'm wearing pants, if that's what you're asking.
Mickey: *drowning* oh ok guys I found Mandy.
Adrian: You remind me a lot of the ocean.
Noah: Why?
Adrian: Because you're salty and people are terrified of you.
Claire: I have an idea.
Gina: oh no.
Jack: *to claire* I'd like to offer moral support, but I have questionable morals.
Octavia: Is something burning?
Archie: Only my love for you.
Octavia: Your shirt is on fire…
Archie: Perhaps I'll just drink my sorrows away
Archie: *opens capri sun*
Octavia: Did I just agree to dance with Archie?
Samantha: I dare say you will find him amiable.
Octavia: It would be most inconvenient, since I have sworn to loathe him for all eternity!
Archie: Basically I’m a badass.
Octavia: Basically he’s a moron.
Dean: Did you you know that the food you eat becomes energy?
Dean: [kicking the air] That’s spaghetti.
Dean: [punching the air] That’s nachos.
Dean: [doing another move] A cookie.
Sam: [Head in hands] That’s my brother.
Octavia: *texting* ?
Archie: That was an accident.
Octavia: How did you accidentally send me a video of your dick?
Archie: No I was just messing with the camera and my dick happened to be out I swear. Haha that was so random.
Lip: You’ve challenged me to fight six times since we’ve started talking.
Mickey: Make it seven!
*trapped in the woods*
Archie: Well, luckily I came prepared….*takes something out of his bag and shows octavia*
Octavia: Condoms?
Archie: You don’t know how long we’re going to be here for…we might have to repopulate the earth.
Octavia: …and condoms are the way to do that?
Archie: You have no idea what I'm capable of!
Octavia: Don't take it personally, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.
Archie: Why are you naked?
Jack: I don’t have any clean clothes.
Archie: *opens closet* Yes you do. You have shirts, pants, jackets, hi Claire, sweaters.
Claire: I’ve been experiencing this headache that comes and goes.
Jimmy: *walks in*
Claire: And it’s back.
Gina: Woah why are your tongues purple?
Claire: I had a blue slushie.
Jack: And I had a red one.