WELCOME TO NERVE

INCORRECT QUOTES

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Claire: Are you decent?

Jack: Not morally, but I'm wearing pants, if that's what you're asking.

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Mickey: *drowning* oh ok guys I found Mandy.

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Adrian: You remind me a lot of the ocean.

Noah: Why?

Adrian: Because you're salty and people are terrified of you.

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Claire: I have an idea.

Gina: oh no.

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Jack: *to claire* I'd like to offer moral support, but I have questionable morals.

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Octavia: Is something burning?

Archie: Only my love for you.

Octavia: Your shirt is on fire…

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Archie: Perhaps I'll just drink my sorrows away

Archie: *opens capri sun*

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Octavia: Did I just agree to dance with Archie?

Samantha: I dare say you will find him amiable.

Octavia: It would be most inconvenient, since I have sworn to loathe him for all eternity!

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Archie: Basically I’m a badass.

Octavia: Basically he’s a moron.

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Dean: Did you you know that the food you eat becomes energy?

Dean: [kicking the air] That’s spaghetti.

Dean: [punching the air] That’s nachos.

Dean: [doing another move] A cookie.

Sam: [Head in hands] That’s my brother.

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Octavia: *texting* ?

Archie: That was an accident.

Octavia: How did you accidentally send me a video of your dick?

Archie: No I was just messing with the camera and my dick happened to be out I swear. Haha that was so random.

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Lip: You’ve challenged me to fight six times since we’ve started talking.

Mickey: Make it seven!

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*trapped in the woods*

Archie: Well, luckily I came prepared….*takes something out of his bag and shows octavia*

Octavia: Condoms?

Archie: You don’t know how long we’re going to be here for…we might have to repopulate the earth.

Octavia: …and condoms are the way to do that?

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Archie: You have no idea what I'm capable of!

Octavia: Don't take it personally, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.

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Archie: Why are you naked?

Jack: I don’t have any clean clothes.

Archie: *opens closet* Yes you do. You have shirts, pants, jackets, hi Claire, sweaters.

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Claire: I’ve been experiencing this headache that comes and goes.

Jimmy: *walks in*

Claire: And it’s back.

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Gina: Woah why are your tongues purple?

Claire: I had a blue slushie.

Jack: And I had a red one.