do you like green eggs and ham?

You can't prove they didn't say them. Submissions open!

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Sam: Breakfast time! I made your favorite! (serves green eggs and ham to Guy Jr.) Green eggs and ham!

Guy: I thought that you were gonna steer him towards other foods.

Sam: I know, but it's so funny to watch him eat it.

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EB: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works. Looka, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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EB: Is something burning?

Looka: Just my love for you.

EB: Looka, the toaster is on fire.

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EB: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Looka: Killed without hesitation.

EB: No.

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Pam: Why are your tongues purple?

Looka: We had slushies. I had a blue one

EB: I had a red one

Pam: oh

Pam:

Pam: OH

Sam: You drank each other's slushies?

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season 2 thoughts?

I liked it! Not as much as season one, but it was still enjoyable.

Really liked the overarching story about Sam connecting with his mom. I was expecting there to be some big twist that would "reveal" her to be an antagonist, but nope! Sam's desperation for parental love and Pam being out of her depth in how to actually be a parent led to a lot of interesting conflict.

I'm pretty neutral on the adaptation for the butter battle book, because imo an important, necessary part of the story is the ambiguous ending, but I suppose you can't have that in a netflix cartoon. Adding a Romeo+ Juliet subplot to the mix perhaps wasn't the most original idea, but EB and the other kid did have some genuinely believable chemistry, so I didn't hate it.

It's a shame Sam and Guy were separated for most of the season.

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E.B.: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Looka: I wrote you a poem.

E.B., already crying: You did?

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Guy: Michellee said its my turn with the brain cell.

Sam: Square up.

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I sent you this chart because I sent it to many, many fandom parody tumblrs (Sweary She Ra, a lot of "incorrect quote" tumblrs...). I'd find it funny to see their take on their fandom's characters. If you wouldn't have fun doing it, don't, and I'm sorry for bothering you.

yeah, i saw some other blogs got it too. you're fine, don't worry about it :).

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https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/tr00jv/i_offer_you_the_new_alignment_chart/

imma be real with you anon the incorrect quotes blog that hasn't had submissions in over a year ain't gonna fill out a needlessly long and complicated meme for a fandom op is no longer part of

y'all have fun with it tho 😅

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THE DIRECTOR IUST CONFIRMED ITS TRUE OH MT GOD GREEN EGGS AND HAM IS ALMOSY HERE

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it's coming April 8th!

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Sorry to disappoint everyone but contrary to rumors season 2 is NOT dropping on November 5th. That info came from one of the show's artists on their Instagram page, however, it has been debunked by the showrunner.

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Gluntz: Cantaloupe poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!

McWinkle: It did?

Gluntz: No, but are we just going to wait around until it does?!

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Guy: I'm sorry, Sam.

Sam: You know what? Actually, this works out better for me. You know, the slimmies this summer come to class wearing next to nothing, you know what I'm saying?

Guy: Sam, it's alright to be angry.

Sam: Angry? Who says I'm angry? I mean, yeah, my mom dumped me all those years ago. I mean, it wasn't like she was the only parent I ever knew all those years.

Guy: I'm...I'm sorry. You know, if there was something that I could...

Sam: You know what? It's okay, Guy. I'm fine. You know, it's not like I'm still five years old, you know? It's not like I spent days of my life stuffing down green eggs and ham my whole life just to remember when my mother was there or wondering why she up and left me in the first place. But, we went on one heck of an adventure, didn't we? We at least reunited Mr. Jenkins with his mom, right?

Guy: Yeah, we did.

Sam: And you want to know something else, Guy? Not once did she even send me a card or call me at least to check up on me. TO HELL WITH HER!

Guy: Sam?

Sam: And you know what, I did fine without her before. I'll do fine without her now. I'll find myself a good gal whom I'll marry without her. I'll find a place for us to settle down without her. I'll be a better parent than she ever was and I sure as hell don't need her for that, BECAUSE AIN'T A DAMN THING SHE COULD EVER TEACH ME ABOUT HOW TO LOVE MY KIDS! *starts sobbing*

Sam: How come she doesn't want me, Guy?

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Guy, very bad at flirting: Um, you smell really good.

Michellee, even worse at flirting: Thanks, I use both my nostrils.

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Guy: You're a winner.

EB: I'm a winner!

Guy: And you're adorable.

EB: I'm adorable!

Guy: And everyone loves an adorable winner!

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Sam: Okay we gotta get through this locked door, Guy quick give me your credit card.

Guy: Here.

Sam: *pocketing it* Cool. Mr. Jenkins, kick the door in.