Third Gym Shenanigans

What do you mean these aren't exactly what they said?

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"So, it's a ... plug? Oh! It vibrates!" - Hinata Shōyō

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Kuroo: "Bokuto?" Bokuto: "Yes." Kuroo: "I am always telling you to stop the straights and start receiving!" Bokuto: "Ah?! AGASHI Don't-!" Kuroo: "Also, I keep telling you it's Akaashi and not Agashi!" Bokuto: "AGASHI!" Kuroo: "You can't articulate, can you?" Bokuto: "I can!" Kuroo: "Try saying RaReRiRoRu." Bokuto: "AEIOU!" Kuroo: "What is your favorite food?" Bokuto: "Aguinigu!" Kuroo: "Ramen." Bokuto: "Amen!" Kuroo: "What? Are you praying or something?" Bokuto: "I AM NOT PRAYING!!!"

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Hinata: Okay, what do you guys want to ride next? Bokuto: *Points at Akaashi* I wanna ride that Akaashi: *Chokes on ice cream* Tsukishima: Jesus Christ, could you just go one day without being fucking gay Bokuto: You're asking for too much

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Also, "Because I am a Virgo." is inspired from "Civil protection - The tunnel." on the Accursed Farms youtube channel. The fan blade one is inspired from a scene from "Shriek if you know what I did last friday the 13th".

The last one sounds terrifying I am Afraid.

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I guess it deserve an explanation. The "I can't resist black~" quote is from the game "Gabriel Knight: The Sins of the Fathers" when Gabriel takes the black clothes from the priest.

Ahh, I hadn’t heard of that before. Thank you for the explanation, anon!

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"Here I marked all your cards. Tonight we will get Daichi butt naked for sure." - Kuroo, getting ready for tonight's strip old maid.

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Akaashi: "Why didn't you bring your shirt, Bokuto-san?" Bokuto: "Because I am a Virgo." Akaashi: "What?!" Bokuto: "You heard me."

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Bokuto, wearing a neon yellow stank top: "Hey dude, do you think that make me looks gay?" Kuroo: "No." Bokuto, making a knot with the font part of his tank top: "And now?" Kuroo: "No man, it's cool." Bokuto: "Ok." Akaashi: "Why me?"

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"Hey! Be careful about the fan bla-" - Akaashi Keiji warning Hinata about his jumping

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"I kinda liked that sausage fest." - Tsukishima reflecting on his time at third gym

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Akaashi: "Why are you naked, Bokuto-san." Bokuto, kissing his biceps: "When you have so many muscles, all clothes do is slowing you down."

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Kuroo: "Meh." Bokuto: "Shut up! It was a good story. Humpf!" Kuroo: "No it's not." Bokuto: "Yes it is!" Akaashi: "It was not a good story, Bokuto-san. It was a story about stopping The Evil One. That's it."

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Bokuto, removing his tee-shirt: "I can crush hazelnuts between my pecs." *put and hazelnut between them and crush it by flexing* Akaashi: "!!!" Kuroo: "Oh?" Bokuto, removing his pants: "I can also crush coconuts between my-" Akaashi: "AAARGH!" *soul departing* Kuroo: "I think you broke him instead, dude." Bokuto: "Akaashi?" Kuroo: "Nice ass though."

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Kuroo: "Why Akaashi called me 'pain-in-the-ass-Kuroo-san'?" Bokuto: "Probably because you have a big dick." Kuroo: "Eh." :3 Tsukishima: "Or maybe because you don't know how to use it." Kuroo: 3:

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[That bath scene] Tsukishima: "K-kuroo-san, please stop... w-water will enter..." Kuroo: "W-what?!" Akaashi, Bokuto, Hinata, Lev: *stare* Kuroo: "Guys don't look at me, I'm not doing anything!"

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Kuroo: "I really hope we won't encounter THAT guy during the prelims." Bokuto: "Is he that bad?" Kuroo: "Shuguru, I hate him. He is a snake." Akaashi: "Do you mean he has two penises?" Kuroo: "Yes."