Home
About
Contact

Loading...

Trending Blogs

Loading...

Recently Viewed Blogs

Loading...

onenicebugperday
One Nice Bug Per Day
clairesbeauchamp
almost home
todaysbird
todays bird
petersolarz
Peter Solarz
theartofmadeline
@theartofmadeline
origamiaround
Origami Around
2025inreview
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
jacobvanloon
JVL
tiredandlonelymuse
h
areudirty
#extradirty
alisauzemljichuda
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
reesemh
RMH
strangerthingsedits
Stranger Things
itsalexmoriarty
No title available
vaporwave
Product Placement
cosmicfunnies
Cosmic Funnies
izzy806
izzy's playlists!
claireonacloud
Claire Keane
toshsato
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
putyourbeardinmymouth
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

skivvery
seen from United States
bearnvegas
seen from United States
most-favourite-stuff
seen from Spain
glawkbot
seen from Chile
bluefeye
seen from Bangladesh
lawlessnesser
seen from Bangladesh
bontotlovess
seen from Singapore
stoned-btw
seen from United States
tableundkrzeslo
seen from United States
bi-buck-coded
seen from United States
raitrolling
seen from United States
puddleofbats
seen from United States
sufrimientilia
seen from United States
m4s0ch1st1c-pup
seen from United States
starryfree
seen from Sri Lanka
pitbull-luva
seen from Costa Rica
dirtyvoices
seen from China
purplestrawberrycat
seen from United States
star-road18
seen from United States
darummaikka
seen from Malaysia

Not dead just lazy

@incorrectharlivyquotes

bazinga

47 posts

incorrectharlivyquotes

Oct 23, 2022

Ivy: you're sick so you need to stay in bed

Harley: if I were sick could I do this?

Ivy looking at Harley laying completely still: what are you doing

Harley: cartwheels, am I not doing them?

#harleen quinzel #harley quinn #harlivy #pamela isley #poison ivy #dc #incorrect dc quotes

incorrectharlivyquotes

Oct 23, 2022

Ivy: I can make him better (harley) I can make him worse (Selina) well I have an army of flora and I can make him dead

#incorrect quotes #harleen quinzel #harley quinn #pamela isley #poison ivy #cat woman #dc #incorrect dc quotes #i feel a bit dubious tagging this as harlivy but this is a harlivy blog

incorrectharlivyquotes

Oct 23, 2022

Harley: oh hey, I got an award for most rules broken

Ivy: that's not an award harls that's an angry letter from gordon

Harley: it has the word 'most' in it so I'm counting it as an award

#incorrect quotes #harley quinn #harleen quinzel #harlivy #pamela isley #poison ivy #heya its ya boy #back from the dead #ivyquinn

incorrectharlivyquotes

Jan 18, 2022

Harley: Pammy im in love with you!

Ivy: you're drunk

Harley: I can be both

#harleen quinzel #harley quinn #harlivy #pamela isley #poison ivy #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect quotes #dc

incorrectharlivyquotes

Jan 17, 2022

Harley: dont worry i have a few knives up my sleves

Ivy: i think you meen tricks

Harley, bleeding: i do not

#harleen quinzel #harley quinn #harlivy #pamela isley #poison ivy #ivyquinn #incorrect dc quotes #incorect quotes

incorrectharlivyquotes

Jan 17, 2022

Ivy: LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHITS

Ivy: exept you harley you're an angel ❤

#incorrect dc quotes #harleen quinzel #harley quinn #harlivy #pamela isley #poison ivy #ivyquinn #instead of harley i typed ivy again on my first try #and i think we should all aspire to love ourselves as much as ivy

incorrectharlivyquotes

Oct 16, 2021

Harley: SELINA HELP I TOLD IVY ID COOK DINNER TONIGHT, BUT I CAN'T COOK

Selina pouring milk directly into a cereal bag: and you thought i could help?

#harley quinn #harleen quinzel #harlivy #pamela isley #poison ivy #ivyquinn #dc #incorrect quotes

incorrectharlivyquotes

Sep 25, 2021

Ivy: Some one will die.

Harley:

Harley: She's right

#harleen quinzel #harley quinn #harlivy #pamela isley #poison ivy #ivyquinn #dc #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes

incorrectharlivyquotes

Sep 20, 2021

Harley: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Ivy: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

#harleen quinzel #harley quinn #harlivy #pamela isley #poison ivy #incorrect quotes #dc #ivyquinn

incorrectharlivyquotes

Aug 23, 2021

Ivy: i will let you behind the wheel under one condition

Harley: eyes open?

Ivy: eyes open.

Selina: Eyes Open!?!?

#harleen quinzel #harley quinn #harlivy #pamela isley #poison ivy #selina kyle #cat woman

incorrectharlivyquotes

Aug 19, 2021

Harley: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Ivy: Alright, what's 30x17?

Harley: 47

Ivy: That's not even close.

Harley: But it was fast.

#harleen quinzel #harley quinn #harlivy #pamela isley #poison ivy #ivyquinn #incorrect quotes #dc

incorrectharlivyquotes

Aug 9, 2021

Harleen: So what do you do?

Ivy: I work in botanical research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all cancers

Harleen: Wow, impressive.

Ivy: Then I'll move on to leos

#there is a version where i replace cancer with pollution and leos with people #but i think realising the double meaning of cancers is funnier #harlivy #harleen quinzel #harley quinn #poison ivy #pamela isley #incorrect quotes #dc

incorrectharlivyquotes

Aug 6, 2021

Ivy: Okay, fine truth or dare?

Harley: Truth!

Ivy: How many hours have you slept this week?

Harley:

Harley: ...Dare

Ivy: Go to bed.

Harley: I don’t like this game.

#harleen quinzel #harley quinn #harlivy #pamela isley #poison ivy #dc #incorect quotes

incorrectharlivyquotes

Aug 1, 2021

Harley: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...

Ivy: You would eat yourself?

Harley: I wouldn’t even question it.

#harleen quinzel #harley quinn #harlivy #pamela isley #poison ivy #incorrect quotes #dc

incorrectharlivyquotes

Jul 31, 2021

Ivy, talking to Harley on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?

Harley: You bet!

Ivy: At what temperature?

Harley: 535.

Ivy: That's the clock.

Harley:

Ivy:

Harley: 536.

#harleen quinzel #harley quinn #harlivy #pamela isley #poison ivy #incorrect quotes #dc

incorrectharlivyquotes

Jul 31, 2021

Ivy: Where are you going?

Harley: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

#harleen quinzel #harley quinn #harlivy #pamela isley #poison ivy #incorrect quotes #dc

incorrectharlivyquotes

Jul 31, 2021

Ivy: I just had the most amazing day ever!

Harley: I’m happy to hear that! But why was it so amazing?

Ivy: I ran into your ex that won’t leave you alone!

Harley: Why is that so amazing…?

Ivy: With my car.

Bonus:

#oh this this is amazing #that image is the new header i love it so much

Not dead just lazy @incorrectharlivyquotes - Tumblr Blog | Tumgag