solve my epitaph, boy

Yuyu, 34, exhausted eldritch horror. If you're under 18, please do not.

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[t4timekeeper]

yeah i just love it when a character is in an escapable torment nexus for a huge portion of their life and it defines every aspect of their existence forever. also whats cptsd

[csny]

[thesituation]

[silly-signs]

Official Michael

[spinatstitches]

peak movie tbh

[dogpuppy]

[im-all-out-of-ideas]

first original eva joke in decades i HAD to reblog it

[the-haiku-bot]

first original

eva joke in decades i

HAD to reblog it

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[quietwingsinthesky]

i don’t know anything about the world cup. i looked over and the muppets were there. is that normal

[quietwingsinthesky]

i’m glad miss piggy could fit an appearance at such a niche event into her busy schedule

[furryprovocateur]

how it feels to pay full price for something and it's abysmal dogshit

[pencil-line-deactivated20241029]

method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows

and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows

[lysenkoite]

[weaselle]

[abz-j-harding]

i can't cope

[scorpionlafemme]

[playwrongs]

Stephen King’s Fujo

[kungfunurse]

yeah @sunderwight these tags are gold

[bladeweave]

cannot understand why people like youtubers who are yelling the entire time. why do you let that man raise his voice at you.

[glittoring]

suck that thing clean off sunday

[lumi-lex]

[freakasaurus-rex]

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

[oupyfactory]

maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

[perception-filter]

[pukicho]

I heard they’re killing you at work tomorrow

[insomniac-arrest]

Tip: You can replace therapy with fifteen hour of unrealistic romantic fantasies daily. But watch out.

[taydivorce]

*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this