solve my epitaph, boy

Yuyu, 34, exhausted eldritch horror. If you're under 18, please do not.

[upbeatundertaker]

oh Stanislaus Katczinsky, man that you are

[64mpg]

u can just do whatever at any age all of the time nobody cares except teenagers

[64mpg]

teenager will be like ur 40 with a hobby ? 💀 that’s sad <- nobody else thinks this way though they are just going through some stuff

[64mpg]

yeah sure why not

[64mpg]

i dont have anything else going on right now lol

[kooldewd123]

pokemon has given us a lot of fun takes on mundane life in the pokemon world over the years but "work-from-home pokemon trainer" has gotta be up there as one of my absolute favorites. sorry can you come in to the office today deborah from finance says she's supposed to battle you. yeah she says it's important.

[evilgirlmechanicock]

The fucked up thing about bringing pjackk back is 1. No one wanted it, not even pjackk, it's way funnier to weekend at bernie's the corpse, and 2. Just more ironclad proof that they can bring all the old blogs back that were deleted due to transphobia. And they won't.

Happy pride.

[ranni-thewitch]

divert all power to the funk engine

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[allegedly-human]

I will. I WILL!!

[ryebreadedd]

im a protected species you fucking asshole

[amazoogle]

[amandapostman]

was ranting about one of my pet peeves which is when a book is marketed exclusively with fanfic buzzwords and then i imagined an instagram ad for my dark ass psychological thriller with corporate art and fanfic buzzwords and lost my shit

[amandapostman]

quick mock up

[celestial-fang]

My friends group consists of these four categories:

1. Insanely good Chinese artist who uses their skills to draw historical twinks

2. Person who is qualified to be an Imam

3. Trans guy who is into either feet or piss, or both

4. Trans girl who is into body horror

Tag urself

[nowheresville-dakota]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Earn coins

[mrsterlingeverything]

Build your town

[mrsterlingeverything]

Meet hot AI babes

[mrsterlingeverything]

Defend your eggs

[somni]

you know. i must say that this is true for me as well

[digitalvampyr]

can i come over n bite u hard as fuck

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[pissvortex]

Coworker 1: Is he still in the bathroom? it's been like half the shift we need him to start closing

Coworker 2: He's just been sending voice messages to his group chat for the last hour

muffled Tom Hardy bane impression coming from bathroom stall: Is the tip sticky, Batman