Incorrect Heretical Edge Quotes

Things Heretical Edge characters might say. Alongside Summus Proelium and Freestylers characters since Cerulean can't stop making iconic casts.

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Rachel: Our space heater died.

Cadence (trying not to panic): The... the sun?

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Flick: Oh Herbie doesn't like to play with rocks.

Avalon: Well why not?

Flick, whispering: He thinks rocks are boring.

Avalon: What.

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Paige: Those are poisonous, so no one eat them.

Cassidy: Yeah, duh.

Paige: ...Go throw up.

Cassidy: I didn't eat any!

Paige: Go throw up.

Sierra: Throw up.

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Fred: Nice work.

Sierra: Good. Thanks, Dad.

All: ...

Sierra: Why is everyone staring at me?

Roald: You just called Fred "Dad." You said "Thanks, Dad."

Sierra: What? No I didn't, I said "Thanks, man."

Fred: Do you see me as a father figure, Sierra?

Sierra: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure 'cause you're always bothering me.

Murphy: Hey, show your father some respect!

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Paige: If you were to put together a draft of people you would want to go out with, would I at least be on it?

Cassidy: Yeah. How many slots?

Paige: ...One.

Cassidy: ...No.

Paige: ...Two.

Cassidy: What are you asking me right now?

Paige: Two.

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Scout: "I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" I would. Pussy.

Scout: "I'm not gonna sink to their level" I will. Coward.

Scout: "I'm the bigger person" I'm 150 cm tall. Give me the gun bitch.

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Avalon: What happened to your face!?

Koren: That was makeup! What's your excuse?

Koren: Nice.

Avalon: Did you just "nice" your own joke?

Koren: Yup. You would too, if you could do jokes.

Koren: Nice.

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Artemis: I don't actually have a therapist right now.

Apollo: It shows.

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Flick: I guess I'm just too tough to cry.

Avalon: Just today you were crying about snakes.

Flick: They don't have any arms! 🥺

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Simon: My overprotective brother sense is tingling... Ryder, tap into their security camera!

Ryder: Oh sure, let me just load my "tap into every security camera in Detroit" app.

Ryder: I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm it wasn't I am in.

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"This has been my dream vacation, I mean partying, relaxation, murder, I mean man!"

-Sierra in arc 33

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"I just did the BOFA thing to my mom and she goes “that’s very rude” and I said “I’m sorry, I meant it as a parody” and she said “of what?” then I said “a parod-eez nuts” and I heard my dad laugh from the other room."

-Cassidy