let's party

my name is naomi and the neutral milk hotel song is about me specifically

[bruzum]

[lakevida]

press the teleport button to come over to my house and eat a bagel on the porch with me rightnow and you will earn 5 gems

[korrasamibottles]

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

[lesbiangiratina]

Youre always so kind and gentle with me olive garden

[maidthings]

elf liberalism probably goes insane

[maidthings]

"elf liberalism is basically the same as gnome fascism" - phrase that has been echoing in my head for the past 30 minutes

[autisticexpression2]

What the fuck does this mean?

[maidthings]

its not my job to educate you

[lycanr0t]

comic about chronic fatigue

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

[yellow-cat]

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

[yellow-cat]

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[byjove]

Why do outdoorsy people want to go hiking on the first date? Why not play in the creek? Catch crawdads?

[i-suggest-larp]

Perhaps a duel...

[byjove]

With our crawdads????

[steelnail]

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

[geigercuntter]

Instead of going to work tomorrow why don’t we all just dig a really deep hole

[bovinefigureoftheday]

Bovine figure of the day: Border Fine Arts "Getting Ready for the Show"

[sluttynurse]

i wish i lived in the universe tongue tied by grouplove takes place in

[goth-queen]

[fingeringitout-deactivated20260]

silly4silly btw

[yappacadaver]

Doudou gets in trouble for saying “AWAWA”

[bunjywunjy]

[3liza]