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A Vogon, reciting his poetry: Why do I have to be the bad guy—?

Ford, interrupting: Oh, I don’t know. Why do I have to be the pretty guy? We all have our roles, I suppose.

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Zaphod: On a scale of one to ten, how mad are you at me?

Ford: Eight.

Zaphod: Oh, no. I can do better than that.

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Zaphod: I was born for politics!

Zaphod: I have great hair and I love lying.

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Arthur: Can you PLEASE stop calling peanut butter that?

Ford: What’s wrong with sticky nut juice?

Arthur: Everything. Every-fucking-thing.

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Zaphod: Ah. It’s nice to be wanted.

Ford: NOT BY THE POLICE!

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Ford: How did you find me?

Arthur: Well, I saw a huge fire and wondered: Who the bloody hell could that be?

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Trillian: Now, we need to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?

Zaphod: Arthur.

Arthur: WHAT

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Zaphod: Guess what?

Ford: ... what?

Zaphod: Arthur’s in a coma

Ford: WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME GUESS THAT

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Trillian: You’re driving, and there’s a kid and an old man in the way. What do you hit?

Zaphod: .... uh.... well, the old man, yeah? Kid’s got his whole life ahead of him—

Trillian: THE BRAKES. You hit the brakes, Zaphod.

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Arthur: Why aren’t the aliens talking to us?

Ford: Maybe they’re homophobic.

Arthur: ... we aren’t gay, Ford.

Ford: ... We aren’t?

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Arthur: If you took a shot everytime you chose a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Trillian: Just a bit tipsy.

Ford: Wasted!

Zaphod: Dead.

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Ford: We have fun, don’t we, Arthur?

Arthur: This is the most stressed out I’ve even been in my life.

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