martin!

the hitchhiker’s guide for dummies.

[forthur]

granting all of you one of my favorite scenes from the tv show. it makes me smile so hard

[the-wolf-and-moon]

IC 4592, Star Horse

[wizardsisananimal]

i'm making a brand new, unbearable wizard quiz

[wizardsisananimal]

trying to find out the maximum number of questions uquiz will let you have in a single quiz and so far it has not stopped me at 76 and i do not think it will stop me at 77

[wizardsisananimal]

🎉WELCOME TO MY WIZARD MAZE✨

[living-with-autism]

Getting the same thing at a food place every single time is not weird can we normalize this please

[imathers]

[pointnclick]

what if we were both bucks and you killed me but you died after because our antlers were locked together in the Missouri woods

[ramranchcowboycocks69]

I think that waould be fucked up

[pointnclick]

does dying intertwined with another through hate bring the same peace as doing it because of love. waht the deer doing

[ramranchcowboycocks69]

Dang I don’t know that sounds really gay

[evilscientist3]

I dont wanna be a woodland animal OR die. Can we get rid of that stuff but keep the being gay part

[thyrell]

sean i have great news

[evilscientist3]

Whats that :)

[thyrell]

archduke franz ferdinand has been shot in sarajevo!!

[gray-v]

Visit Original Link

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[nooowestayandgetcaught]

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY🎆🎇

[palepinata]

Happy 4th of July

[culturedvampire]

has anyone done this before

[pesky-plumbers]

[graffyn-guy]

The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy? 

[pesky-plumbers]

[treaclethetortoise]

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

The Moon landing was faked

Major words in Mario games have never used a G

[pesky-plumbers]

please stop bringing attention to my mistakes i already feel terrible

[graffyn-guy]

What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers

[pesky-plumbers]

[final-justice]

@pesky-plumbers what about the F from Mario Golf?

[pesky-plumbers]

[tremendouslysizzlingsandwich-de]

y in mario party

[pesky-plumbers]

this one is actually justified so kiss my fucking ass ok the Y is from Mario Teaches Typing

your ass tryina 1-up me like everyone else but you failed uwu

[grawly]

there was a g in this one too tho

[pesky-plumbers]

[a----rag]

Please I cant do this today it’s only 6 39 am

[sabertoothwalrus]

op I’m sorry we should have listened

[riverlinden]

 you MEME miette? you exploit her manner of speaking like the cheeseburger?

[moviequotes3]

i have to tell you something. if you pour water into a hole of dirt and put grass in it and mix it around it makes something. Its called potion

[pumpkan]

Me: waiting for any form of public transport

Rain: starts

Some deep dark part of my brain that never forgot the first night vale episode: 👀🕐🚌🌧🌧🕐🕐🚌🌧

[ru-debega]

this is my friend Jay’s song and he has had a really rough time of it lately and whatnot so if you feel like checking out his latest stuff on Bandcamp or whatever, he started releasing stuff as Satellite High again 

[thetrashiestoftrash]

I feel like more people should know that the iconic “The Bus Is Late” is from an album of songs entirely about the bus, and he has multiple albums about sharks. Just seems, you know. Relevant to many people’s interests.

[jewfrogs]

there are characters i think are transgender based on reasons and information and then there are characters i know are transgender based on the eternal knowledge in my heart and soul

[joeyclaire]

[acybersw0rld-moved-deactivated2]

chris is literally nonbinary

[pinxberri]

ppl really do just say "cisgender" for anyone who isnt "trans enough" huh

[cecut]

houses and bodies they all rot the same

[yiffmaster]

really thought this said horses

[pajamasecrets]

PLEASE JUST SHOW ME THE CASSEROLE RECIPE

[melrows]

For a split second my dumbass thought the Fukushima nuclear accident had fried the rice

[jayiray]

[orteil42]

*at obscure fetish party* anyway here’s wonder bread

[orteil42]

been getting threats of violence over this one and honestly? that’s fair

[cottoncandylesbo]

this post gets even funnier once you know that op made cookie clicker