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Trellimar: Elora, keep a look out.

Elora: Wait, why me look out, why not you guys?

Trellimar: Because if someone comes up here, the Tiefling and the Drow get taken to jail. You get taken to dinner.

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"My motto is 'Never give a child a one syllable name'. Because life has taught me that people with a one syllable name are generally dim.

Jiǔtóu Zhìjī Jīng, while looking pointedly at Cam Buckland

#Source: Would I Lie To You #Incorrect High Rollers Quotes #Jiǔtóu Zhìjī Jīng #Jiutou #That's not nice #No one actually believes that Cam's full name is Camulous right

Cam Buckland: Let's all have sex.

Trellimar Aleath: And I thought the end of the world couldn't get any worse.

#Source: Torchwood #Cam Buckland #Trellimar #Trellimar Aleath #This is not a shippy blog I swear #I just love Ianto Jones #and want to quote him all the time #Incorrect High Rollers Quotes #Jiutou isn't included in the 'all' I swear #Cam is probably drunk #speaking to a bar full of people #he probably forgot Trell was even there #Cam your Pan is showing

Reynard Ferehorn: That was so cool, the way you leaned on that guy. He told you everything, I mean, you totally cracked him.

Durmont Vigil: Well, seeing as he was the victim, they're normally pretty talkative.

#Source: Friends #Reynard Ferehorn #Durmont Vigil #Incorrect High Rollers Quotes #I need more Elora quotes...#And Reynard

Cam Buckland: Okay buddy, here it is! You hide my clothes, I wear everything you own!

Trellimar Aleath: Oh my god! That is so not the opposite of taking someone's underwear!

#Source: Friends #Cam Buckland #Trellimar Aleath #Incorrect High Rollers Quotes

Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something.

Jiǔtóu Zhìjī Jīng

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Jiǔtóu Zhìjī Jīng: I want to be your assistant.

Korak: Really? You hate it here.

Jiǔtóu: So do you. I'll make sure you don't have to go to any council meetings. And if any of them comes to see you I'll scare them off.

Cam Buckland: Wait, Jiǔtóu, if you had to choose between these two bandannas-

Jiǔtóu: *Slams the door in Cam's face

Korak: You're hired.

#source: parks and rec #In a different life maybe #this was a long one #Jiǔtóu #Jiǔtóu Zhìjī Jīng #Korak #Cam Buckland #Smol angry daughter #I promise I won't make long quotes a habit #incorrect high rollers quotes

Every year I give Elora the same gift I give everyone; a crisp twenty quid. And every year she gets me something thoughtful and personal. It makes me furious.

Trellimar Aleath

#source: parks and rec #Incorrect High rollers quotes #trellimar aleath #Elora Galanodel #Originally it was going to be Jiutou #But let's face it she'd never be mad at Elora #There's no good way to convert this cleanly into d&d money #so I just changed it from dollars to quid

Cassandra Wyndale: Who wants to hang out in a blanket fort with grown men in tiny underoos?

Cam Buckland: Hello!

#Source: Community #Cassandra Wyndale #Cam Buckland #Cam your pan is showing #Bandanna boi

I'll show you the tool that's most important to our survival. But fair warning. It's my penis.

Cam Buckland

#source: community #The distant sound of everyone groaning #Cam Buckland #Community is such a great source of inspiration guys #Bandanna Boi

Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait- wait. I worry that what you heard was 'give me a lot of bacon and eggs.' What I said was; Give me ALL. The bacon and eggs. You have. Do you understand?

Cam Buckland to any poor waitress in Talis’Val

#Source: Parks and rec #incorrect high rollers quotes #He is such an ass #why do we love him?#Cam Buckland

You think you're good looking. But you're not. You're average. You're just an average looking guy with a big dick.

Trellimar Aleath to Cam Buckland

#Source: Community #Incorrect High Rollers Quotes #Trellimar #Trellimar Aleath #Cam Buckland #It was originally going to be the original 'big chin' from cam to Trell #but this seemed apt

I don't know what to do, my whole brain is crying!

Reynard Ferehorn

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Jiǔtóu Zhìjī Jīng: Being funny is Mr Buckland's 'thing'. Like Mr Ferehorn's thing is...

Reynard Ferehorn: ... Hunting? Crossbows? Being a good brother?!

Jiǔtóu: *Thinking* No...

#Source: Friends #Jiǔtóu Zhìjī Jīng #Jiutou #Reynard Ferehorn #Incorrect High Rollers Quotes #Poor Bumbleboy #High Rollers

I would do anything for my friends, which I think is how everyone in the world feels. Which is why I finally understand war.

Jiǔtóu Zhìjī Jīng

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