Trellimar: Elora, keep a look out.
Elora: Wait, why me look out, why not you guys?
Trellimar: Because if someone comes up here, the Tiefling and the Drow get taken to jail. You get taken to dinner.

No title available

Discoholic 🪩
Claire Keane
we're not kids anymore.
AnasAbdin
ojovivo

JVL
art blog(derogatory)
Misplaced Lens Cap
Monterey Bay Aquarium

pixel skylines

Kaledo Art
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

roma★
Three Goblin Art

blake kathryn
YOU ARE THE REASON
hello vonnie

PR's Tumblrdome
Acquired Stardust

seen from Germany

seen from United States
seen from Netherlands

seen from Singapore

seen from Singapore

seen from Türkiye
seen from United States

seen from South Korea

seen from Malaysia

seen from Spain

seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from Singapore
seen from Finland
seen from United Kingdom

seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States

seen from Singapore
@incorrecthighrollersquotes
Trellimar: Elora, keep a look out.
Elora: Wait, why me look out, why not you guys?
Trellimar: Because if someone comes up here, the Tiefling and the Drow get taken to jail. You get taken to dinner.
"My motto is 'Never give a child a one syllable name'. Because life has taught me that people with a one syllable name are generally dim.
Jiǔtóu Zhìjī Jīng, while looking pointedly at Cam Buckland
Cam Buckland: Let's all have sex.
Trellimar Aleath: And I thought the end of the world couldn't get any worse.
Reynard Ferehorn: That was so cool, the way you leaned on that guy. He told you everything, I mean, you totally cracked him.
Durmont Vigil: Well, seeing as he was the victim, they're normally pretty talkative.
Cam Buckland: Okay buddy, here it is! You hide my clothes, I wear everything you own!
Trellimar Aleath: Oh my god! That is so not the opposite of taking someone's underwear!
Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something.
Jiǔtóu Zhìjī Jīng
Jiǔtóu Zhìjī Jīng: I want to be your assistant.
Korak: Really? You hate it here.
Jiǔtóu: So do you. I'll make sure you don't have to go to any council meetings. And if any of them comes to see you I'll scare them off.
Cam Buckland: Wait, Jiǔtóu, if you had to choose between these two bandannas-
Jiǔtóu: *Slams the door in Cam's face
Korak: You're hired.
Every year I give Elora the same gift I give everyone; a crisp twenty quid. And every year she gets me something thoughtful and personal. It makes me furious.
Trellimar Aleath
Cassandra Wyndale: Who wants to hang out in a blanket fort with grown men in tiny underoos?
Cam Buckland: Hello!
I'll show you the tool that's most important to our survival. But fair warning. It's my penis.
Cam Buckland
Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait- wait. I worry that what you heard was 'give me a lot of bacon and eggs.' What I said was; Give me ALL. The bacon and eggs. You have. Do you understand?
Cam Buckland to any poor waitress in Talis’Val
You think you're good looking. But you're not. You're average. You're just an average looking guy with a big dick.
Trellimar Aleath to Cam Buckland
I don't know what to do, my whole brain is crying!
Reynard Ferehorn
Jiǔtóu Zhìjī Jīng: Being funny is Mr Buckland's 'thing'. Like Mr Ferehorn's thing is...
Reynard Ferehorn: ... Hunting? Crossbows? Being a good brother?!
Jiǔtóu: *Thinking* No...
I would do anything for my friends, which I think is how everyone in the world feels. Which is why I finally understand war.
Jiǔtóu Zhìjī Jīng