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You aren't shipping abuse are you?

no?? where did this come from??

if it's about past posts about jude having a crush on dammek, I have previously explained that it's perfectly natural for people to have crushes on older people. I do not ship them together, but I do think that jude having a baby crush on dammek is cute. I do not think dammek would return those feelings

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Joey: pretty sure that's a stupid idea, Jude.

Jude: pretty sure im stupid Joey

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Bronya: Wanshi grubs don't have teeth you can't feed them dead rats

Wanshi: then we put it in the blender.

Daraya, picking up the grub: well if you say so

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Zebede: “don’t eat honey because it exploits the bees and they can’t consent!!!” bees are literally unionized and will walk out if they don’t like being in the beekeeper’s hives

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Jude: hey look I made a spoon hat :D

Joey: Ah, so that’s why I’m eating my soup with a fork.

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Jude: Okeydokey, why dont we start with talking about the emotions you’re feeling right now.

Dammek: Stabbing.

Jude: Okay, well, stabbing isn’t an emotion.

Jude: It’s more of an activity.

Jude: That I hope you do not do to me.

Jude: See, an emotion is more of a feeling.

Dammek: Well, maybe I feel stabby.

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Xefros, under a pile of rubble: I can’t be dying here…

Xefros: I have a book due at the library monday morning!

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Jude: You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing that the devil is in?

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Tagora: You shouldn’t call yourself a “social justice blogger” if you aren’t sending me money

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Tyzias: relationship status: single but hopelessly unavailable due to the curse

Tyzias: status update: taken (by the curse)

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Jude: Holy shit Dammek there’s chocolate sauce everywhere!

Jude: Is there like a janitor to help you out???

Dammek: It’s just my blood calm down, it’s nothing serious

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Jude: why is this banana so small

Jude: no homo

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Chahut: I’m like a reverse doctor, instead of making people feel better I kill them

Amisia: I believe the word you are looking for is murderer.

Chahut: No because murder is illegal.

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Tagora: i thought you were supposed to be the smart one here

Tyzias: listen, i've only got two brain cells and they're both fighting for third place

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Lanque: i was born to destroy and contour

Tyzias: don’t you mean destroy and conquer?

Lanque: not without making sure i look my best

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Joey: Tired of being intelligent, I will now proceed to be blissfully ignorant as the world burns.

Jude: Hey Joey, Dammek is gonna make me a part of this new written literature club, where everything is done in a lot of glitter pens

Joey: Oh? What’s it called?

Jude: “Pen-15”, wanna join?

Joey: I retract my previous statement actually, intelligence is good.

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casual reminder. cirava's pronouns are canonically they/them.