Incorrect HLVR:AI Quotes

I don't own shit. Submissions are open.

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For Suggestions:

 When submitting a suggestion, you MUST include the source. If you are not 100% sure of its origin that’s fine, but at the very least say that it is not your own.

At this point in time, I will not be taking original quotes.

There is a very high likelihood that I will take original quotes in the future

Not so much as a rule for suggestions, but if anyone does fan art of a quote from this blog, tag/@ me, and I will reblog it. I would love to see what you guys would make :D

This goes without being said, but for the love of all things good left in the world, don’t suggest anything racist, offensive, pedophilia, etc. 

Anonymous suggestions are allowed as well, but it is completely optional. 

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Hey, so a quick update/ announcement.

Submissions are always open and when you do, it saves me a lot time, and it helps keep the queue going, and it is one less thing for me to worry about. 

In addition, I am going to add a few rules to the suggestions:

Any and all art you submit/tag/@me with will be added to the queue.

I will now allow original quotes, but please know that not all of them will be added/posted.

 If you are submitting an original quote, you MUST say that it is your own, and not taken from somewhere else.

Thank You all!

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Darnold about Benry: Is he your friend? Gordon: Kind of? Not really he’s in my life and there’s nothing I can do about it

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Gordon: [rings doorbell] Bubby, [from inside]: I HAVE A GUN! Tommy: [sighs] No, Dr. Bubby, it’s Mr. Freeman! Dr. Coomer, opening the door: [cheerfully] Hello, Gordon!

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Bubby: Don’t worry, I’ve got a few knives up my sleeve.

Gordon: I think you mean cards.

Coomer: He did not.

Bubby, pulling out knives: I did not.

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Benry: [after winning a fight]It’s like we just cleared a video game on easy.

Gordon: Real combat is NOT like a video game.

Coomer: [in the background]Look Gordon! Coins!

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Gordon: "You can't just murder people in cold blood!"

Benrey: "It wasn't cold, it was warm"

Gordon: "NOT THE POINT!!"

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Gordon: well, killing is... Jesus, I shouldn't even have to explain why that's wrong!

Dr.Coomer: Gordon, why?

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Bubby: Alright Benrey; it's time for the ink blot test. Now... *holds up an ink blot* ...what does this remind you of? Benrey: Feetman. Bubby: *holding up another ink blot* What does **this** remind of you? Benrey: Feetman. Bubby: *holding up an ink blot that clearly resembles a burger* What does **this** remind you of? Benrey: UHHHHHHHHHH Feetman. Bubby: You are OBSESSED with Gordon! Benrey: Hey, you're the one showing me all the sexy pictures.

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Benry: *points at Sunkist* stinky.

Tommy: No!

Benry: Stinky bastard man.

Tommy: *distraught* NO!

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Tommy: (at the top of a ladder) I’m scared…

Bubby: (holding hims arms out) Do you trust me, Tommy?

Tommy: …Yeah?

Bubby: Come on, Tommy!

(Tommy falls backwards, only for Bubby to walk away as Tommy lands on the ground.)

Bubby: Rule number one, never trust anybody!

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Benrey: God built me different and not in a good way.

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Gordon: [Getting beaten up]

Tommy: …We should do something.

Coomer: Right! Looking good, Gordon!

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Bubby: Take a look at this map of the world.

Gordon: You just keep one of those on you?

Bubby: Of course, in case I ever need to prove my point in an argument.

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Gordon: No distractions, I need to get to work.

Benrey: Batman and Kim Possible have the same powers.

Gordon: Shut up.

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Most, if not all of the cast: Since it's impossible to know which part of my life is the middle, I've decided to have an ongoing crisis.

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Bubby: I feel fine.

Gordon: You were on fire a few seconds ago!

Bubby: Don't worry, I’ve been on fire before.

Gordon: YOU DON’T BUILD UP AN IMMUNITY TO BEING ON FIRE, BUBBY.

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Gordon: Oh my God... We've killed so many people...

Tommy: But you're not allowed to do that! Killing people is illegal!

Benry, shooting someone through the head: Oh, fuck, it is?