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Draco: I love you

Harry: Please don't do that to yourself

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Sirius: I know a way we can get the money

Lily: You would be a good stripper

Sirius: I would be an AMAZING stripper but that wasn't what I was gonna say

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[playing chess]

Ginny: Checkmate

Hermione: That was completely illegal. That's not at all how the queen moves

Ginny: That's how this queen moves. Checkmate

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Harry: Get an Android

Draco, an expensive bitch: I'd rather go to hell than get an Android

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Sirius: I'm giving up alcohol for a month

Remus: Really?

Sirius: Wait, sorry, that didn't come out good

Sirius: I'm giving up. Alcohol for a month

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Jacob: Stop! I'm claustrophobic

Tina: What does that mean?

Newt: It means he's scared of Santa Claus

Tina: HO HO HO!

Queenie: Stop it Tina! You're scaring him!

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Hermione: I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous

Ginny: Holding a really sharp knife to their neck usually does it for me

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Jacob: I hate being drunk, I keep hearing footsteps

Newt: Are you walking?

Jacob: Oh shit

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Draco: I wasn't done talking!

Harry: I was done listening

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Slytherin: Hufflepuff has a good heart

Ravenclaw: Yeah I noticed you staring at her good heart

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James: You promised not to tell!

Lily: Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia, Potter. Welcome to the real world

[sleepy-mochii]

Me: oh hey I got 2000 notes on this post

Sister: omg so are you tumblr famous??!

Me: well

Me: here's the thing

Me: my followers don't actually give a shit about me personally

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Remus: We’re adults

James: When did that happen?

Sirius: And how do we make it stop?

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James: Aw babe...you had a crush on me, that’s embarrassing

Lily: We’re married

James: Still...

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Neville: Oh my God, guys...Santa won't be able to reach us this Christmas

Ginny: Eh, Nevi–

Luna: Ginny, I know what you're about to say and I'm going to stop you right there

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Sirius: I wish we all had infinity dollars

Lily: That'd wreck the economy

Sirius: I just-

Lily: Go to your room until you understand inflation

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Luna: I made you this friendship bracelet

Ginny: I'm not really a jewerly person

Luna: You don't have to wear it

Ginny: I'm going to wear it forever. Back off