Incorrect Ouran

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Tamaki: I’m not vain just because I want to spend every waking moment looking my best.

Haruhi: Again, exact definition.

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Kyoya: Thoughts?

Tamaki: None, ever.

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Haruhi: You know, I promised my dad I wouldn’t do anything stupid at this school.

Haruhi: [whispering] Sorry, Dad.

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Tamaki: Come here often?

Haruhi: We are in my house.

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Haruhi: This is such a bad idea.

Tamaki: Then why are you coming?

Haruhi: One of us needs to be able to talk the police out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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Haruhi: You kidnapped someone? That’s illegal!

Hikaru: But Haruhi, what’s more illegal: briefly inconveniencing someone, or disbanding the host club?

Haruhi: Kidnapping someone, Hikaru!

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Haruhi: Didn’t you get Tamaki’s text?

Kyoya: No. I delete his texts. I delete any text that begins “Hi.”

Haruhi: No idea why people think you’re incapable of human emotion.

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Haruhi: What do you look for in a boy?

Benio: I look away.

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Haruhi: It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone. But it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

Kyoya: Once my father forgot me in a parking lot.

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Tamaki, defending himself: Oh yeah! Well I got 5 words for you buddy: Please Be Nice To Me.

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Tamaki: Don’t judge me.

Kyoya: Sorry, I was actually speechless because I was so in the process of judging you silently.

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Ranka: So, how did your first day of school go?

Haruhi: I think I accidentally joined a cult.

Ranka: Soo, not great..?

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Haruhi: I would like to think money won’t change me, but I found extra money in my coat pocket and immediately bought name brand aluminum foil.

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Tamaki: Kyoya! Time to get out of bed, the sun is up!

Kyoya: So? It's not like I need to photosynthesize or anything.

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Kyoya: You’re late.

Tamaki: A gentleman is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

Kyoya:

Tamaki: I slept in.

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Tamaki: You're right!

Kyoya: Yes, I often am.

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Kaoru: So is this thing going on between Tamaki and Haruhi supposed to be a secret?

Kyoya: Oh please. The only people who don’t know about whatever’s going on between Tamaki and Haruhi are Tamaki and Haruhi.