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Katniss: You can’t just respond to everything with finger guns. Finnick, doing finger guns: That's where you're wrong, kiddo.

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Peeta: Remember when you said you weren't going to interfere with my love life? Effie: No. That doesn't sound like me at all.

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Plutarch: You're not even listening to me. Katniss: No, I heard you, you said a bunch of words.

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Effie’s mad at me now, but I have a few tricks up my sleeve. I don’t want to brag, but I have a lot of experience with women being mad at me.

Haymitch Abernathy

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Effie: You're late. Finnick: I like to make an entrance.

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What can I do for you? Wait. Allow me to rephrase. What can I do to most quickly get rid of you?

Haymitch (to Katniss)

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We are so awesomely in love. I would totally hate us if I didn’t know us.

Finnick (to Annie)

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Finnick: Careful is my middle name. Right after Suave and Daring. Katniss: Do you even know what you’re saying half the time?

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It’s fun to be married. I’ve never been supervised before. Now I’m supervised. Peeta studies what I do. Like an anthropologist. He’ll be like, “Sometimes, she will watch a movie on TV even though she already owns that movie on DVD. Pointing this out to her confuses and upsets her.”

Katniss Everdeen

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Hey, here’s a little friendly advice from me to you: if this were a battlefield, you’d be dead.

Boggs (to Katniss)

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Venia: You ever think- Octavia: No, and you can't make me.

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Cinna: You wash your clothes in bubble bath? Haymitch: Eh, bubble bath, clothes soap, same thing. Cinna: ...no, it's not.

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Effie: I hate to say "I told you so"- Haymitch: No, you don't. You would marry "I told you so" and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.

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I think it's time to stop villainizing the witch from Hänsel and Gretel. Some kids ate her house. She gets to eat them. It was a fair deal.

Enobaria

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[Finnick is hungover] Mags: You look like a corpse that was pulled out of the sea. Finnick: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who OD'd in his own pool.

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Haymitch: How was I? Effie: Scattered. Annoying. Alternating between genius and bad puns. Haymitch: Business as usual, then.

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Katniss: I’m not sure about this. Coin: Listen, have I ever put you in an unsafe situation? Katniss: All the time! Coin: Then you should be used to it!