blair

I’m so tired of this website lol

[disgustinggf]

i'm not rotting in my bedroom i'm a princess locked in a castle

[t4tstarvingdog]

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

[foxes-in-love]

[sphecodes]

neurodivergent child: *asks a lot of questions because something doesn’t make sense to them*

parent: why are you arguing with me.

[resident-dumb-cat-deactivated20]

Oh

[penguinwithafancytophat]

……. oh

[ash-the-tiefling]

Oh

[the-necrobotanist]

Oh

[system-reset]

yeag.

[cow-stealin-gal]

…….

[the-spine-eater]

Neurodivergent child: *tries to explain why they couldn’t do something/ why they did something*

Parent: “quit making excuses”

[one-time-i-dreamt]

And why did the value plummet, Marissa? Why did it plummet?

[pastperfectcontinuous]

Sandra Cisneros, A House of My Own

[wizardpostsdotorg]

ryan gosling is right. i would love to be ken. no house no car no job no worries. blonde. beautiful funny smart amazing girlfriend who is very busy being an actress and an astronaut and a horse racer etc etc. hi honey how was your conference on robotics :) let’s play dress up!

[cheddar-baby]

Hungry posting on yumblr.com

[chesterffield]

listening and learning on humblr.com

[videodromefag]

jerkin that thaang on cumblr.com

[dietchapstick]

Causing earthquakes on rumblr.com

[altcomics]

Jaakko Pallasvuo

[thehappysmiler]

being a music listener is ruining my life for real. i spend hours a day in a music trance. the government will kill me for vibing too hard

[theconcealedweapon]

[analogthoughtsithink]

[fallenstarworkshop]

Tolerance is not a moral standard, it's a contract. Those who violate the contract are not protected by it.

[pvrrhadve]

me personally? i die every night and come back wrong every morning but no one notices because i've been doing that for a long time so it's just kinda par for the course

[smokeweed2009]

I smoke weed and also I jack off and also I died and also I was reborn. Like this post if you’re not afraid to reblog it.

[3000s]

at the gym telling everyone the weights would be easier to lift if we all work together

[kitkatpancakestack]

When my show goes on hiatus I should be allowed to enter a hibernatory state until it is back on air.

[memeclassheroes]

[darkladynyara]

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again- watch ravens with wolves if you want to find out how few fucks your average scavenger gives about your place on the food chain.

[egberts]

morning: we need to commit to cooking at home. no more fast food, no more ordering in

evening: ................ what if we were bad