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definitely christopher nolan approved

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Ariadne: Do you even know what you’re talking about?

Cobb: No. Why, do I sound like I do?

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Eames: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Arthur: Sure.

Eames: Thou art hot as fuck.

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Ariadne: I’m going to fight all tall people, and I’m going to win

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Arthur: I miss Cobb.

Eames: Well, you still have me.

Arthur: It’s not the same. I can talk to Cobb about things I can’t talk to you about.

Eames: Like what?

Arthur: The annoying things you do.

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Eames: How do you tell a guy politely you want to push him against a wall and make out with him.

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Cobb: If a demon possessed me, I’d just be like “okay, take it from here, good luck man”.

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Cobb: No more stress please, I’m full.

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Arthur, dropping Eames at the airport: Have a safe flight.

Eames: I don’t have a say in the matter.

Arthur: Die then.

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Arthur: Why would you give a knife to Ariadne?

Eames: She said she felt unsafe.

Arthur: Now I feel unsafe!

Eames: Would you like a knife?

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Arthur: When you love what you do, you never work a day in your life. But that’s bullshit. I love what I do, but let me tell you… I’ve worked some days.

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Ariadne: What are you doing?

Arthur: Offering moral support.

Ariadne: You have morals?

Arthur: No, but I support those who do.

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Ariadne: I came, I saw, I got emotionally attached to unavailable people.

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Ariadne: I’m sorry if you get seven text messages in a row from me that I could’ve said in one message, but I am who I am.

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Cobb: If you hurt Arthur, I will kill you.

Eames: If I hurt Arthur, I’ll kill myself.

Cobb: Not if I kill you first.

Arthur: Pleasure to watch you two interact as always.

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Eames: You came up to my desk and said ‘This may sound weird, and there’s no reason for me to know this, but that mixed berry yogurt you’re about to eat has expired.’

Arthur: That was the moment you knew you liked me?

Eames: Yup.

Arthur: Can we make it a different moment?

Eames: Nope.

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Mal: I don't want to look "pretty", I want to look otherworldly and vaguely threatening.

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Ariadne: Okay so basically when someone says something really cool you say “wig”.

Arthur: Oh I see.

*The next day*

Eames: Darling, I've been meaning to tell you this for the longest time... I think I'm in love with you.

Arthur: Wig.