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Denki has a shiny bum 🌟🌟

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Put the serotonin in the bag

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Izuku: I’m wanted in a couple states.

Izuku: Fifty, actually.

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Iida: Okay, blend in.

Midoriya: Blend in?

Fast & Furious: Yeah, I mean don’t seem like a freak…you know what I mean right?

Bonejuice: Freak. Weirdo. Kook. Oddball. Crackpot. Strange duck. Weird potato. Nut?

Sanic:

Smol Broccoli: I’ve been reading the dictionary.

Disappointed Mother:

Midochondria: I don’t sleep.

[sweatypalmsandtoothyhead]

Present Mic: he’s not back yet?

All Might: no.

Present Mic: I don’t understand. what could him and Joke be doing?!

All Might: you know what.

Present Mic: I also know Aizawa. we’ve been married for 10 years, and if you added up all the times we did what we “know” he is doing right now, Aizawa should have been home 15 minutes ago.

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@depresso-espresso0-o

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Sero: you should stop drinking monster, it’s so bad for you.

Kaminari: okay...well when you don’t have a flashlight, don’t come crawling to me for my glow in the dark piss.

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Aoyama: why would you keep this from me, and why would you lie about going to fencing?

Deku: *muttering to himself* because he couldn’t go, because he’s injured.

Iida: I wasn’t injured. I was lightly stabbed.

Aoyama: I’m sorry, you were STABBED?!

Iida: lightly stabbed. I didn’t want to frighten you.

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𝐈𝐳𝐮𝐤𝐮: I enjoy pizza very much. Except for the cheese part. And the sauce part. And the crust part.

𝐓𝗼𝐝𝗼𝐫𝗼𝐤𝐢: What part do you like?

𝐈𝐳𝐮𝐤𝐮: The box! And the little plastic table thingy in the middle. It makes me feel like a giant.

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𝐁𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐠𝗼: Why would you give Deku a knife?!

𝐓𝗼𝐝𝗼𝐫𝗼𝐤𝐢: He felt unsafe.

𝐁𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐠𝗼: Well, now I feel unsafe.

𝐓𝗼𝐝𝗼𝐫𝐤𝐢:

𝐓𝗼𝐝𝗼𝐫𝗼𝐤𝐢: Would you also like a knife?

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Aoyama, taking off a hat to reveal a smaller, sparkly, secret hat underneath: Does this answer your question?

Bakugo: I never even asked a question.

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Kaminari: Back in UA I once self medicated with a mix of NyQuil and DayQuil called Quil™ in the hopes it would manage my undiagnosed ADHD.

Shinsou: And did that actually work?

Kaminari: Sero tells me I wasn’t much different than usual but, between you and me, I don’t remember my entire 2nd year.

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𝐄𝐫𝐢, @ 𝐊𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐢: I don't mean to be rude, but you have the voice of Patrick Star deepthroating a turkey.

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Dabi, looking at a corpse which has just dropped out of a fridge: Do you think I could fit in there? I couldn't fit in there.

Shigaraki: I'd like to think you would've had something more to say about getting shoved in a fridge, Dabi.

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Uraraka: I dare you-

𝐈𝐢𝐝𝐚: Midoriya isnt allowed to take dares

Uraraka: Why not?

Midoriya, grumbling: I have no regards for my personal safety.

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Aizawa, as Izuku walks in: What crimes have you been committing today?

Izuku, offended: Since when is catharsis a crime?

Aizawa: Since you started using “catharsis” as a synonym for “arson”.

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In which the bakusquad is stoned

Sero: What makes a human a human?

Kaminari: Nipples.

Bakugo: NEXT QUESTION.