[demsapples]

Ah, yes, continuing on with my presentation on the cycle of BOYZLIFE...

[angelicguy]

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

[omgtsn]

my friend and i were slam dunk drunk and made up new names for states

i present to you THE UNTIED STAPES OF AMERICLAP

[i-cant-think-of-anything-to-say]

hunting down tumblr posts i see on pinterest part 1028

[a-book-of-creatures]

Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?

[floridakilo]

how it feels to escape the 18-24 age bracket

[andpierres]

you should have seen me a couple of years ago!

[kosmogrl]

am I unforgivable or is it just thursday

[willgrahamscock]

[janawijete]

[proxima-bee]

art museum websites when the artist was a communist: ...he continued to paint, despite the fact that every time someone in Soviet Russia made abstract art Joe Stalin would personally storm into their studio and start tearing apart the canvas with his teeth

art museum websites when the artist was a nazi: ...his work flourished from 1937–1945, a time where nothing particularly notable happened, and then he emigrated to the united states where he designed buildings for private universities

[clowncarpool]

cheese sits on the toilet while we take showers, and i like to stand on my tip toes and draw his silhouette in the steam from a high angle, then stand back to see how warped it is from his actual shape

oil and acrylic on masonite

[campcumming]

alan cumming, hamlet. 1993.

[artsyolivia]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

[maidslime]

Ok like. Imagine life without ads. You wake up, check your messages across a variety of apps, no ads. You get up and put on the tv while you prep your breakfast, no ads. Maybe you drive somewhere and switch on the radio, no ads. Maybe you drive a long distance, yet somehow, not a single billboard on your path. You pick up a newspaper or magazine to pass the time, no advertisements only articles. You turn on your game console, the home screen is just about your games, no ads to buy more. You open a streaming app, you don't pay extra for no ads, there's just no ads ever.

Think about how much of your time is spent looking at ads. "Download ublock" yeah I know, I have. But that doesn't change that the world is covered with endless advertising. Imagine never seeing that again. How much better our lives would be.

[vintageeveryday]

Beautiful photos of the 1947 Chrysler Town and Country Sedan.

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[sabertoothwalrus]

I hate the videoification of everything. If I have to hear one more video of someone speaking closely into their shitty mic and I have to have all their yucky wet mouth noises and plosives and nose whistles and throat clearings and sniffles I am going to dig a vertical hole the exact dimensions of my body and I’m going to slither in head first

[sabertoothwalrus]

as someone with misophonia, the widespread popularization of asmr audio editing + people that are being pushed to make video content with no formal training and have no idea how to edit their audio (ex college professors, average joe tiktokers, etc) is literally my nightmare scenario. this is hell I am in hell

[sabertoothwalrus]

this is actually the last straw for me I need to start sending people emails