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a bunch of quotes that jonas bjerre has definitely said | run by mod jonas and mod silas | about us!

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eggs are funny cover in text form

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frengers: your frontman looks gnc as fuck

mew: YOURE INSANE

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jonas, logging on the band account: hey frengers, streaming comforting sounds on all music platforms will terminate trump’s presidency

johan: you are NOT allowed to say that

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guys it worked. the earth is healing

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michael beinhorn: in my studio, the policy is that if you see something, say something.

jonas: i saw a black squirrel this morning

michael beinhorn: phenomenal! this is what i’m talking about, people!

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2020′s Top Incorrect Quotes

“Lette the wheel of Fate turne, let harts en-join. I see a Sweete Angell Own Love to masterre Winchesterre, Yette the Emptye sharl claim its Own and theyr sharl be no stopping it.” —Prophecy 2,020, The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

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incorrect jonas bjerre quotes SNUBBED 😔 can we get 156 likes

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evil office clerk: i’ve invited you to my office because i crave the deadliest game…

comical bird, nodding: knife monopoly

evil office clerk: i was actually going to hunt you for sport but now i’m really interested in whatever knife monopoly is

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jonas: satellites is about how one time we were watching some movies and they were so horrible that we had to lock them away forever so we’d never have to watch them again

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important apparatjik meeting

jonas: dansk er det bedste sprog, jeg har ret

mags: du er feil og skal betale med livet ditt

martin: båda er har fel, svenska är mycket bättre än danska eller norska

jonas: UKORREKT

guy: (sweats)

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apparatjik’s albums exude an inexplicable anger

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mags: no more skiing. we’re done skiing. what’s our album gonna be about

martin:

[john mulaney saying, “you know how I’m filled with rage?”]

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food $200 

instruments $150 

studio space $800 

modular synths $3,600 

microphones $150 

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my band is dying

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@louiselouisa: spend less on modular synths perhaps?

no

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you are an idiot and your band will die due to your modular synths obsession

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today jonas was live on instagram with yuna and this post is #confirmed

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jonas: i’m gonna make a bunch of videos. 85 of them to be exact

silas: ok...what are they gonna be about

jonas: i don’t know, i didn’t think i’d get this far

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apparently the johan picture was our 200th post. nice i guess

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what if i was evil and ran torwards you at very fast speeds

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jonas, logging on the band account: hey frengers, streaming comforting sounds on all music platforms will terminate trump’s presidency

johan: you are NOT allowed to say that