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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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Not today Justin
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@incorrectjonasbjerrequotes
j(b)o(ha)n([sil]as)
eggs are funny cover in text form
frengers: your frontman looks gnc as fuck
mew: YOURE INSANE
jonas, logging on the band account: hey frengers, streaming comforting sounds on all music platforms will terminate trump’s presidency
johan: you are NOT allowed to say that
guys it worked. the earth is healing
michael beinhorn: in my studio, the policy is that if you see something, say something.
jonas: i saw a black squirrel this morning
michael beinhorn: phenomenal! this is what i’m talking about, people!
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“Lette the wheel of Fate turne, let harts en-join. I see a Sweete Angell Own Love to masterre Winchesterre, Yette the Emptye sharl claim its Own and theyr sharl be no stopping it.” —Prophecy 2,020, The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
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incorrect jonas bjerre quotes SNUBBED 😔 can we get 156 likes
evil office clerk: i’ve invited you to my office because i crave the deadliest game…
comical bird, nodding: knife monopoly
evil office clerk: i was actually going to hunt you for sport but now i’m really interested in whatever knife monopoly is
jonas: satellites is about how one time we were watching some movies and they were so horrible that we had to lock them away forever so we’d never have to watch them again
important apparatjik meeting
jonas: dansk er det bedste sprog, jeg har ret
mags: du er feil og skal betale med livet ditt
martin: båda er har fel, svenska är mycket bättre än danska eller norska
jonas: UKORREKT
guy: (sweats)
apparatjik’s albums exude an inexplicable anger
mags: no more skiing. we’re done skiing. what’s our album gonna be about
martin:
[john mulaney saying, “you know how I’m filled with rage?”]
food $200
instruments $150
studio space $800
modular synths $3,600
microphones $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my band is dying
@louiselouisa: spend less on modular synths perhaps?
no
you are an idiot and your band will die due to your modular synths obsession
today jonas was live on instagram with yuna and this post is #confirmed
jonas: i’m gonna make a bunch of videos. 85 of them to be exact
silas: ok...what are they gonna be about
jonas: i don’t know, i didn’t think i’d get this far
apparently the johan picture was our 200th post. nice i guess
what if i was evil and ran torwards you at very fast speeds
jonas, logging on the band account: hey frengers, streaming comforting sounds on all music platforms will terminate trump’s presidency
johan: you are NOT allowed to say that