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a place for all those jonsa posts where the words are wrong but the feelings are real. tracking "incorrectjonsansa"

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Jon: I’m covered in blood for sexy reasons.

Jon: Also I just got stabbed.

Jon: Don’t suppose there’s anyone here willing to tenderly clean, stitch, and bandage my wounds while calling me an idiot in a exasperatedly fond tone of voice is there?

Sansa: Coming!

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what is your header from?

TMZ. I have to change it, I keep forgetting what it is and I don’t want it to be that anymore. If anyone wants to make me something cute/silly/ridiculous??? 😘

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Arya: Why are Jon and Sansa sitting with their backs to each other?

Davos: They had a fight.

Arya: Then why are they holding hands?

Bran: They get sad when they fight.

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Tormund: Okay, that's enough! No more talking about Sansa Stark!

Jon: But you told me to get it out of my system...

Tormund: I had no idea how much you had in your system!

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Jon and Sansa: 3…2…1…HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Jon and Sansa: *start kissing*

Sam: It’s not even midnight yet. Can you please stop making out every time the microwave goes off?

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Jon: This Christmas I decided to get myself something sexy and beautiful.

Sansa: I woke up wrapped in ribbon the next day.

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Robb: Wait, you two are sleeping together?!

Jon: Only when we’re done having sex.

Sansa: ...

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Hi! Do you have a new blog or do you visit this less often?

First of all, I have no idea how long ago this was sent and I’m really sorry. This is just a side tumblr to my main (soapieturner normally, @sansasclaus for christmas), and life has been really full on lately and I just haven’t had the time to post and queue things. Hopefully in 2020 I’ll find some more time for it. 

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Robb: Who do we know that has handcuffs?

Jon: Well, Sansa and I -

Sansa: [elbows him]

Jon: - wouldn’t know.

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Arya: How long are we gonna stand here and let him do that?

Sansa: Just give it a minute.

Jon: *pushing a door that clearly says pull*

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Sam: Are you two fighting or flirting?

Jon and Sansa: Yes.

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Jon: Sansa and I are no longer friends.

Sansa: Jon, that is the worst way to tell people we’re dating.

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Sansa: So, the hairdresser shows up at noon tomorrow.

Tormund: Great, and while you do that, I’ll check in on the ring bear.

Jon: I’m sorry... You’re saying “ring bearER,” right?

Tormund:

Sansa: Okay, look into my eyes and say ‘I promise I’m not bringing a dangerous wild animal to your wedding’.

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Jon: So you lied to me?

Sansa: That depends on how you define lying.

Jon: I define it as not telling the truth, how do you define it?

Sansa:

Sansa: Reclining your body in a horizontal position.

[readingsmyfavoritehobby]

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Robb: Have you proposed yet?

Jon: Technically, no, but in my head, we have three kids and a farm.

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Hey guys! Thanks for everyone participating and making the jonsa week awesome! It was so much fun seeing everything. If I missed reblogging your post please let me know, send the post to me if you want. I will do some sort of master list post but I won’t do it to the weekend more than likely, as I’m sure we are all gonna lose our minds at whatever time our time zone gets the new episode today.