Incorrect Sekaiichi Hatsukoi and Junjou Romantica

What do you mean these aren't canon?

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During Hell Week

Kisa: Are you drinking Pepsi for breakfast? Onodera: Yeah, what’d you have for breakfast? Kisa: Nothing Onodera: I’m doing better than you then

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Usagi: Welcome to my meet or greet, you have to choose

Fan: Hello-

Usagi: That's it

Fan: But-

Usagi: You made your choice

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Takano: it’s really muggy out today. Onodera: if I go outside and see the lawn covered in mugs I’m leaving you. Takano: *sips coffee from bowl*

[incorrectjrandsih]

Yooooo, where have you guys been?

dead and lacking inspiration

but ill post a couple things that have been sitting in the inbox for you because im sick and delirious and cant think straight enough to do much else rn

i started uni this winter and mod b is also studying grooming stuff

[sekaiichis]

Inspired by an older @incorrectjrandsih post. 

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Misaki, sick of Usagi always being late with his manuscripts: I’m making out a schedule so you can budget your time.

Usagi: Budget my time? You mean like I budget my money?

Misaki: Heaven forbid.

[sir-reith]

Hello! A while back, @incorrectjrandsih let me have permission to use a post as an idea for a video! I hope you all like it!

Here’s the link to the post that’s in the video: Link

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Onodera: I want to be like my grandfather

Takano: because of his successful career?

Onodera: because he's dead

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Onodera: Let's play a game. We try to come up with sentences we don't think anyone else in the world has ever said before. I'll go first. "My name is Takano Masamune and I'm sorry for yelling at Onodera and calling him gross in the library in high school."

Takano: ...

Onodera: Your turn.

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Kirishima: I finally got some time to hang out with Yokozawa. Hiyori: *sad* What do we get to do together? Kirishima: Uhm… well, you get to help me plan dinner. Hiyori: *excited* Can we have hot dogs? Kirishima: *excited* No, we’re gonna have pork chops! But you get to decide where we’ll eat them! Hiyori: *excited* Can we eat in the bathroom? Kirishima: *excited* No, we’re gonna eat in the dining room! Hiyori: *runs off* Yay! We planned dinner!

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(Misaki and Usagi texting) Usagi: Misaki, I’m currently writing on one of my BL novels Misaki: Soo ?? Usagi: Send me some dirty pics. Usagi: I need inspiration Misaki: … Misaki: * Sends picture of unwashed dishes in the sink * Misaki: You’re welcome :)) Usagi: …

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Let's get one thing straight (I'm not). I'm a HOMOsapien. I just wanna make sure you can hear me loud and queer

Shouta Kisa

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I didn't say I'm better than you. But you're not better than me. And we're not equally good, so that leaves me being better than you.

Yokozawa @  Onodera

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Takano: *blows kiss*

Onodera: *catches it and tosses it into a blender*

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Misaki: What have I said about comparing your father to the Devil?

Usagi: That it’s offensive to the Devil?

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Takano: [pulls curtain back while Ritsu is in the shower]

Takano: do you --stop screaming, it's me-- do you have that manuscript yet?

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Onodera: How can you expect me to fall in love with you after ten years apart?

Takano: Time is an illusion.