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Momo: Mom, there's a monster under my bed.

Shintaro, from the bottom bunk: What the fuck?

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I may not be smart, but at least I’m not a nerd

Kano to Shintaro

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Shintaro: Does anyone want to get into an argument with me?

Ene: Soda isn't even that good.

Shintaro: I was just kidding but you know what? Fuck you for real.

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send submissions!

im running out of ideas lol

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Kido: I want to do bad things with you.

Kano: Really? Like what? ;)

Kido: Break your neck.

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Kano: You see, when I was small—

Seto: *snorts*

Seto: "was"

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hey, i'm back.

i don't know if i'll continue this account tho. does anyone still want me to post kagepro stuff?

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Seto: Kano, you're a genius!

Kano: Yeah, I get called that often.

Seto: What? Genius?

Kano: No, Kano.

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Momo: A little gift for you, Onii-chan, a cheat sheet full of lines girls love to hear their men say.

Shintaro: Let's see...

Momo: I'm a walking, talking roach. Please smash me as hard as you can with a dirty sandal.

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Ene: Master, if you could be anyone for one day, who would you be?

Shintaro: I'd be you and I'd shut the fuck up.

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Kano: How do I look?

Konoha: With your eyes.

Kano: No. I mean if I look good, bad, etc.

Konoha: Etc.

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Ene: Did it hurt?

Mary: What?

Ene: When you fell walking in. I saw you fall on your face. Everyone saw.

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Are u ded? ;w;

nooooooo i just kinda forget that i have this account looool but im still alive!!

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Doctor: What's your blood type?

Momo: Red.

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Kido: omg kano just poked his eye with a needle and died

Momo: is he okay??

Kido: yeah hes alright hes just Fucking Dead

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Kuroha: What do you want for your birthday?

Mary: A car.

Kuroha: Be more realistic.

Mary: For you to stop killing my friends.

Kuroha: ...What color do you want your car to be?

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Kano: Hello, this is 911, what is your emergency?

Shintaro: I'd like to report a murder-

Kano: Wow, you're such a snitch- HEY, KIDO, CHECK OUT THIS FRICKIN' SNITCH ON LINE THREE!