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Baldr: You’re welcome.
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Xehanort: Dammit, Baldr, you ruined everything!
Baldr: You’re welcome.
So uh
Dark Road huh?
The Fandom: You died. We saw you die.
Strelitzia: Death is a social construct.
Ephemer: Skuld and I don’t use pet names.
Brain: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Ephemer: Honey?
Skuld: Yes, dear?
Ephemer:
Brain: Don't ever lie to my face again.
Skuld: So, where are you from?
Brain: Here and there.
Ephemer: What do you do?
Brain: This and that.
Ven: You ever..?
Brain: Now and then.
Lauriam: You’re just full of information aren’t you?
Gula: This is my girlfriend, Ava. She’s super strong, practically invincible, and has an incredibly loving and generous spirit that I adore very much.
Ephemer: This is my girlfriend, Skuld. She’s the smartest person I know and also one of the most patient because she puts up with me constantly which I adore very much.
Lauriam: This is my girlfriend, Elrena. I’m pretty sure she has rabies.
I’d like to apologize for this blog being a little dead. I haven’t really felt like making quotes for these games for a few months now, partially due to there being no updates for Dark Road, but the past week has been a wild ride for me especially.
Hopefully I’ll be back sooner rather than later!
Brain: "Ladies and gentlemen" is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I’m falling asleep already.
Brain: "Cowards", on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, casual and fun, short and to the point, exciting, and dramatic.
Ventus: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Strelitzia: Okay.
Ventus: And make out during the scary parts.
Strelitzia: Th-
Strelitzia: The scary parts.
Strelitzia: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Hermod: Ducks are better than rabbits.
Eraqus: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.
Bragi: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.
Eraqus: We’re not talking about flavor, Bragi!
Bragi: Flavor counts!
Eraqus: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone?
Vor: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier?
Eraqus: Okay, but-
Vor: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER?
Bragi: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!
Eraqus: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, BRAGI!
Bragi: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, ERAQUS!
Hermod: I- Jesus-
Master Ava: Don’t worry, I have a permit.
Master Invi: ...This just says “I can do what I want”.
Ephemer: Why are you like this??
Elrena: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.
Xehanort: Do you want some tea?
Eraqus: What are the options?
Xehanort: Yes or no.
Master Ava: There. How do I look?
Master Luxu: Like a cheap French harlot.
Master Ava: French?!
Skuld: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!
Ephemer: Oh-? Even more humiliating than-
Skuld: We are not doing this!
Bragi: To everyone who has treated me poorly; I am sexier than you.