Incorrect KHUx and Dark Road

Incorrect Quotes for the Kingdom Hearts Mobile Games. This blog is multiship friendly.

[incorrectkhux]

Xehanort: Dammit, Baldr, you ruined everything!

Baldr: You’re welcome.

[incorrectkhux]

So uh

Dark Road huh?

[mossyvulture]

[incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes]

The Fandom: You died. We saw you die.

Strelitzia: Death is a social construct.

[xiiiwayfinders]

Ephemer: Skuld and I don’t use pet names.

Brain: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Ephemer: Honey?

Skuld: Yes, dear?

Ephemer:

Brain: Don't ever lie to my face again.

[xiiiwayfinders]

Skuld: So, where are you from?

Brain: Here and there.

Ephemer: What do you do?

Brain: This and that.

Ven: You ever..?

Brain: Now and then.

Lauriam: You’re just full of information aren’t you?

[xiiiwayfinders]

Gula: This is my girlfriend, Ava. She’s super strong, practically invincible, and has an incredibly loving and generous spirit that I adore very much.

Ephemer: This is my girlfriend, Skuld. She’s the smartest person I know and also one of the most patient because she puts up with me constantly which I adore very much.

Lauriam: This is my girlfriend, Elrena. I’m pretty sure she has rabies.

[incorrectkhux]

I’d like to apologize for this blog being a little dead. I haven’t really felt like making quotes for these games for a few months now, partially due to there being no updates for Dark Road, but the past week has been a wild ride for me especially.

Hopefully I’ll be back sooner rather than later!

[xiiiwayfinders]

Brain: "Ladies and gentlemen" is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I’m falling asleep already.

Brain: "Cowards", on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, casual and fun, short and to the point, exciting, and dramatic.

[incorrectkhux]

Ventus: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Strelitzia: Okay.

Ventus: And make out during the scary parts.

Strelitzia: Th-

Strelitzia: The scary parts.

Strelitzia: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

[incorrectkhux]

Hermod: Ducks are better than rabbits.

Eraqus: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.

Bragi: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.

Eraqus: We’re not talking about flavor, Bragi!

Bragi: Flavor counts!

Eraqus: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone?

Vor: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier?

Eraqus: Okay, but-

Vor: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER?

Bragi: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!

Eraqus: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, BRAGI!

Bragi: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, ERAQUS!

Hermod: I- Jesus-

[incorrectkhux]

Master Ava: Don’t worry, I have a permit.

Master Invi: ...This just says “I can do what I want”.

[incorrectkhux]

Ephemer: Why are you like this??

Elrena: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.

[incorrectkhux]

Xehanort: Do you want some tea?

Eraqus: What are the options?

Xehanort: Yes or no.

[incorrectkhux]

Master Ava: There. How do I look?

Master Luxu: Like a cheap French harlot.

Master Ava: French?!

[incorrectkhux]

Skuld: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!

Ephemer: Oh-? Even more humiliating than-

Skuld: We are not doing this!

[incorrectkhux]

Bragi: To everyone who has treated me poorly; I am sexier than you.