Incorrect La Casa De Papel

Oh, Bella ciao! (submissions open)

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Berlín: It's not gay if I wanna date Martín, but like as bros right?

Nairobi: I'm not an expert, but that does sound kind of gay.

Helsinki [eating chips]: I'm an expert. That's gay.

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the professor: tokyo please keep an eye on berlin. he's going to say something to the wrong person and get himself punched

toyko: sure, i'd love to see berlin get punched

the professor: try again

tokyo: i will stop berlin from getting punched

the professor: correct

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Palermo: Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on

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the professor: what are you doing?

denver: *spreading toothpaste over his toast* multitasking

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the professor: please don’t do anything too dramatic

berlin: you could sooner divert a river from its course than deny me my nature

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tokyo: okay, so i have some good news and some bad news

the professor: good news first

tokyo: so the good news is the airbags in the van work perfectly...

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oslo: where are my fucking keys?

berlin: can you please say that a little nicer?

oslo: may i ascertain the whereabouts of my fuCKING keys?!

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the professor: raquel?

the professor: raquel?

the professor: oh my god, she fucking dead

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Oh fuck, we reached 1000!!

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helsinki: how do you and nairobi get out of these messes?

tokyo: we don't, we usually just cause a bigger one to distract everybody

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Anyone: like your other four marriages worked out?

Berlin: WHAT did u say you son of a bitch I'm gonna-*whips out gun

Professor: like your other four marriages worked out?

Berlin:*frowns slightly 

That does you no justice brother...

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quick question;

if i were to set up a twitter under the same @ to post these simultaneously and so i could interact with you guys easier (eg, with polls avout who you want to see as the next icon) would that be something you'd be interested in? for lack of a better way to do this, like if yes, if we reach 100 ill do it

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nairobi: 5's? a 10 is speaking

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the professor: you have to pick your battles

tokyo:

the professor: no, not like that!

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like or like

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denver: i have an idea, but i need your permission

moscow: why do you need my permission?

denver: because if it goes wrong i don't want it to be only my fault

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arturo: you disappoint me

allison: don't expect me to lose any sleep over it