incorrect life is strange quotes

100% things the citizens of arcadia bay have said. rachel amber apologist (icon cr; qtori)

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this shit makes me so happy, thank you for creating this

ahhh thank you so much, and I am so glad this makes you happy

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Steph: I’m a lesbian.

Mike: I thought you were American.

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Chloe: I'm going to bed.

Max: It's noon.

Chloe: Time isn't real.

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Max: We're adults.

Rachel: When did that happen?

Chloe: And how do we make it stop?

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David: Are you a practising homosexual?!

Chloe: I don't need to practise, I'm very good at it.

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Chloe: You saved me, Max! I owe you my life.

Max: No thanks, I’ve seen it and I’m not impressed.

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Chloe: Your ass is grass and I’m gonna now it.

Nathan: Leave me alone!

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[Leaving smash mouth concert]

Max: You didn’t actually expect them to play All-Star for an hour, right?

Chloe: [visibly agitated] I guess not.

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Chloe: My superhero name would be Super-Chloe

Max: That’s a terrible name, Chloe.

Chloe: Okay, you come up with one then.

Max: I’d be… Mighty Max.

Chloe: And you’re making fun of me?

Max: Timax.

Chloe: Boo!

Max: Maximum Chronology, how about that?

Chloe: I… Actually kinda like that one.

Max: I do too, I’m gonna write that down.

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Max: I like chick…

Chloe: [looks up, hopeful]

Max: -en, chicken, it’s one of my favorite foods.

Chloe: [looks down, disappointed]

Max: I’m also lesbian.

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Steph: Don’t worry, no other girl in this school is ever gonna ask Chloe out.

Rachel: Why not?

Steph: Because Chloe is terrifying.

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Chloe: There are no straight women, just women who haven't met me.

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Chloe: [After taking Max’s cookie] A cookie just tastes better when it's someone else's.

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Chloe: I'm like a blackhole for snacks. A 'snackhole.'

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Chloe: Who showers everyday?! What am I, the President? That is ridiculous!

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Rachel: First impressions are very important.

Chloe: But you married me anyway.

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Chloe: How do you make whipped cream?

Max: The name is literally the recipe.