lila

the shit my ocs and their friends get up to

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veronica: cassian!

cassian: oh no. "cassian" in b-flat. you're disappointed

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eikko: just be yourself, say something nice.

ziggy: which one? i can't do both.

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veronica: my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips, what should i do?

vik: punch him in the stomach, then when he kneels over in pain, kiss him

amira: tackle him

ophelia: dump him

jane: kick him in the shin

ronan: NO TO ALL OF THOSE, JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN

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jane: i'm going to the cafeteria to get some food, do you want anything?

ronan: i want my innocence back

jane: yeah, i've got like twelve dollars

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veronica: i'm ignoring you to make a point

ronan: you see, babe, the problem with that technique is i have absolutely no idea what point you're making

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fox: ronan's at the tender age when a boy has only one thing on his mind

ophelia: girls?

fox: a morality crisis

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veronica: this year we lost our dear warrior and friend, amira..

amira: STOP TELLING EVERYONE I'M DEAD

veronica: sometimes i can still hear her voice..

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veronica: ronan, did you know that words ending in -ie are so cute like cookie and cutie

ronan: and die

veronica:

veronica: ..no, ronan

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when they finally play that drinking game

amira: you have to kiss the cutest one in this room

jane: ronan?

ronan: *awkwardly* yeah?

jane: move aside, I need to get to ronnie

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ronan: i don't like this

amira: you don't like anything. i heard you complaining about the air the other day.

ronan: i don't like when it whistles.

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jane: you know it's not the end of the world to feel things, right?

ronan: i guess not, but it's up there

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ophelia: [hands the phone to ronan] it's your girlfriend, veronica

ronan: veronica is NOT my girlfriend

ronan: [on the phone] hi babe

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ronan: it's really muggy out today

ophelia: if I go outside and all the mugs are on the front lawn, I'm gonna kill you.

ronan: [sips coffee from a bowl]

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ronan: come on, okay? you're beautiful. you have nothing to be insecure about.

veronica: this is just way too emotionally supportive and you need to just lock that shit down.

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ronan: good morning.

veronica: good morning.

catherine: good morning.

ophelia: you all sound like robots, why don't you spice it up a bit?

fox: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

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Ronan: Amira? You're alive?

Amira: Why does that surprise you?

Ronan: We saw you die the other day at the dinner.

Amira: Yeah, not my best day.

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Ronan: Why is everyone staring at me?

Amira: You just called Fox "Dad." You said, "Thanks Dad."

Ronan: What? No I didn't.

Fox: Do you see me as a father figure, Ronan?

Ronan: What? No. If anything I see you as a bother figure. Cause you're always bothering me.

Ophelia: Hey! Show your father some respect!