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[doctorlux]

Fox Paying the Tickle Tax [Fan Art]

Fox McCloud is learning the hard way about the tickle tax—for every smooch, there *must* be corresponding tickles 🤌💰 And it seems he racked up a big debt (with interest) 😱 This is going to last all night 😮‍💨 | bsky post

[incorrectkaye]

post-capitol dinner

*fixing up kaiden's hand*

cassian: got the first-aid kit.

fox: give me the spray stuff.

cassian: what stuff?

fox: i don't know what it's called! the boo-boo spray.

cassian: here's the spray.

kaiden: wait, is that gonna kinda - yeowwww! AA-AA-AA-aah!

eikko: uh... i think h-he needs more b-boo-boo spray.

[incorrectkaye]

pre-zass

ziggy: let's say you were interested in a girl. what pick-up line would you use?

cassian: i'll speak french between your legs.

ziggy: ... wait i don't have a comeback oh no that was kinda hot, fuck. see, i wanna resist that but -

eikko, looking up from playing mario kart: i'm just picturing someone screaming "BONJOUR" at a penis.

fox, next to eikko: SACRE BLUE MADEMOISELLE VAGINA.

eikko: HON HON HON TITTY CROISANTS.

ziggy: ... yeah. i'm done.

ziggy: *walks away*

cassian: i hate you both.

cassian: so much.

[incorrectkaye]

fox: it's so dark here.

eikko: don't worry, buddy.

eikko: *stomps foot*

eikko: *sketchers light up*

fox: whoa!

cassian: i need to get out of here.

[incorrectkaye]

cassian, kaiden, and fox: *crying*

eikko: what's wrong, dads? are you picturing my future again?

[incorrectkaye]

cassian: fox!

fox: cass?

cassian: can you walk?

fox: you're not real...

cassian: sure i'm real.

fox: it's a trick. this is all in my head, making me see things i want.

cassian: ... then why would you see me?

fox: - you're right. let's go.

[incorrectkaye]

pyper: tell us where the mockingjay is, and we'll burn your base to the ground.

fox: uh... don't you mean "or"?

pyper: hhhrrrngh, tell us where the mockingjay is, OR we'll burn your base to the ground.

eikko: well, which is it? that seems like a pretty crucial conjuction.

[incorrectkaye]

fox: don't. say. a. word.

eikko: ... fergalicious.

fox: i said no words, eikko!

eikko: oh, i see! two weeks ago, we're playing scrabble, it's not a word. suddenly it is a word because it's convenient for you!