Incorrect Lion Guard Quotes

Totally completely absolutely true things that The Lion Guard has said✨

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Nala: And where are the kids?

Simba: Oh, probably off somewhere being supportive of each other.

*Cut to Kiara and Kion fighting each other*

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Kion: And this is where i’d put a normal day in the Pridelands.

Kion: If i had one!

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Kion: You’re a jerk.

Janja: Nice insult, Hannah Montana. You got any more harsh digs?

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Bunga: Kion?

Kion: Crap, you guys better go.

Bunga: But…

Kion: No “buts”, Bunga. My dad already doesn’t like you.

Bunga: Wait, he doesn’t?

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Kiara: A little sisterly advice, If you weren’t always trying too hard you wouldn’t be in the way.

Kion: Actually, Kiara. This is called “helping”. And i’m not in the way; you are.

Kion: [slams his face into a wall]

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Bunga: *crying*

Random Pridelander: Sir, could you please control your little boy because-

Timon: Oh, you are not telling me how to raise my child!

Pumbaa: You do not tell this man how to raise his child!

Bunga: You do not tell him how to raise me!

Timon: Mmm-mm!

Pumbaa: No you do not!

Bunga: You have no idea what this man has done!

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Fuli: By the way, Bunga. These bugs you gave me? They sucked.

Bunga: But you ate all of them.

Fuli: I had to make sure they all sucked.

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Kion: You’re sick. You are a sick person.

Janja: You’re just now figuring that out?

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Kiara: Don’t you guys need rest too? You look exhausted.

Kion and the guard, completely disheveled with their eyes barely open: We look awesome.

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Simba: I wanna give you a word of warning.

Kion: Dad, I don’t know what you’ve heard. But whatever it is, Kiara started it.

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Azaad: Your friend is very even-tempered.

Kion, Bunga, Beshte and Ono, shocked: FULI?! EVEN-TEMPERED???

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Bunga: Hey, I helped with that avalanche too, you know.

Fuli: You STARTED it.

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Janja: There is no good reason why you and i should’t be able to sit here together and have a conversation.

Kion: I got a good reason.

Janja: Which is?

Kion: I don’t like you!

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Beshte: You didn’t have a happy childhood?

Fuli: My favorite toy was my claws. You finish the puzzle.

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Janja: The Lion Guard is here? Why didn’t you tell me?

Mzingo: Well, because i wanted us to fail.

Mzingo: OBVIOUSLY I DIDN’T KNOW!

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The scar is not on the wrong side!

- Kion, at some point