incorrectliverpoolquotes

Under new management! ☺ Feedback is always helpful and if you have any suggestions don't be afraid to ask! I don't bite...often 😛

[incorrectliverpoolquotes]

Robbo: what are we looking for again?

Milner: Blessed silence

Robbo: yeah, I don't really go in for that

[incorrectliverpoolquotes]

Dejan: We will defend the right way ... together.

Mamadou: And what? The power of our mighty friendship will bring them to their knees?

[incorrectliverpoolquotes]

Flanno: Yesterday at Tesco the cashier said ‘your receipt is in the bag’ and I responded with ‘you too’ so I’ve been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but I’m slowly coming to terms with it which is cool.

[incorrectliverpoolquotes]

Simon: Hunger and sex are different sorts of motivations. Hunger responds to a need. If we don't eat, we die. Sex is not in this sense a need. If we do not have sex, we may feel like dying, but we do not.

Joe: How do you know nobody ever died from lack of sex?

Nathaniel: Because you're still alive.

[incorrectliverpoolquotes]

Hendo: *trips and falls on top of Lucas*

Lucas: Looks like someone became the first man to land on the sun.

[incorrectliverpoolquotes]

Ads: Your first instinct is to call someone who spells their name Gregg "Gregg was two Gs" But it has three. Little bit a Gregg trivia for ya.

[incorrectliverpoolquotes]

Studge: There is nothing that you can say that's gonna get to me.

Divock: Hmm, my shoes are better than yours.

Studge: THAT IS A LIE! NO YOU DONT!!

[silly-fox-in-sox]

California Chrome getting a gallop in with his Royal Ascot jockey, William Buick. 

I’m not so secretly hoping he finally gets a big win this year at Ascot, and shoots for the Champion Turf Male Eclipse when he comes back home. 

photos sourcs:  x / x

[incorrectliverpoolquotes]

Simon: I wanna do bad things to you.

The defence: Oh really like what?

Simon: Like break your fucking necks.

[oldincorrectliverpoolquotes-blog]

[wentworthmillergifs]

in loving memory of wentworth miller’s instagram account

[i-vote-crowley]

😂

[oldincorrectliverpoolquotes-blog]

Do you think regular dogs see police dogs and think ‘oh shit, it’s a cop’

Alberto (via oldincorrectliverpoolquotes)

[incorrectliverpoolquotes]

Hendo: Emre, how do I begin to explain Emre?

Joe: Emre is flawless.

Lucas: I hear his hair is insured for £10,000.

Martin: I hear he does car commercials in Japan.

Kolo: His favourite movie is Die Hard.

Roberto: One time he met Angela Merkel on a plane...

Philippe: And she told him he was pretty.

Alberto: One time he punched me in the face...it was awesome.

[oldincorrectliverpoolquotes-blog]

I nearly slipped in the shower and tried to hold onto the water.

Joe Allen (via oldincorrectliverpoolquotes)

[incorrectliverpoolquotes]

Philippe: Emre, I'm cold.

Emre: Oh, here, take my scarf.

Mamadou: Skrts, I'm cold too!

Martin: Well damn, Mama, I don't control the weather.

[incorrectliverpoolquotes]

Mamadou: I am a very bad person. I am a very very bad person. I am a horrible person.

Hendo:

Emre:

Kolo:

Lucas:

Dejan:

Alberto:

Studge:

Simon:

Mamadou: “No you’re not, Mama. We still love you, Mama.”

[incorrectliverpoolquotes]

Philippe: What's this?

Emre: Oh, that's my to-do list.

Philippe: It's just a post-it note with my name on it.

Emre: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)