Incorrect Hazbin Hotel Quotes

Huskerdust & Chaggie shipper | Just a fun thing on the side.

[incorrectly-hazbin]

Alastor: Something’s off.

Vox: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

Alastor: No, but that’s funny.

[incorrectly-hazbin]

Sir Pentious: Avenge my death.

Abel: You’re not dying, Pentious.

Sir Pentious: AVENGE ME!

[incorrectly-hazbin]

Blitzø: Look at the sunset.

Stolas: It’s beautiful.

Blitzø: It reminds me of the fire I started last week.

[incorrectly-hazbin]

Vaggi: I'm worried about Charlie. Do you know how to stage an intervention?

Angel Dust: Yes. Never been on this side of one of those. That's exciting.

[incorrectly-hazbin]

Husk: Charlie says I'm no longer allowed to answer the phone with "for fuck sake, what now?"

[incorrectly-hazbin]

Charlie: You are the bad guy in somebody's story.

Angel Dust: Toots, I'm the bad guy in MY story.

[incorrectly-hazbin]

Husk: *Locks Angel Dust in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.

Angel Dust: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?

[incorrectly-hazbin]

Charlie: Vaggie, we tried things your way.

Vaggie: No, we didn't.

Charlie: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

[incorrectly-hazbin]

I cannot believe I haven’t posted on this blog since season 2 aired. I’ve been so busy crashing out on my main blog.

Expect more quotes this week!

[burntoutautistic]

I am planning to write a “Hazbin Hotel as Parents” AU one shot series. Any prompt ideas? I will be doing a series of polls with each prompt I can come up with.

The characters / ships I will include are:

Chaggie

Huskerdust

Alastor Solo (Sorry, I don’t ship him with anyone).

VoxVal

Lucilith

Cherrisnake

GuitarSpear

I like hurt / comfort, but am willing to write other fics, and I haven’t decided if I’m just creating a bunch of OCs or doing reader fics. I don’t tend to write reader fics, and creating OCs can be fun, I just don’t want people to get confused by a bunch of AUs

[burntoutautistic]

I’m doing a series of Hazbin Hotel Prompts for a fanfic series featuring characters as parents. See here for details.

Starting really basic with a sick fic.

In a fic where the Hazbin Characters are the parents and their child is sick, who should be the parents?

Chaggie

Huskerdust

Alastor

Lucilith

GuitarSpear

StaticMoth

CherriSnake

Voting ended onOct 27, 2025

[burntoutautistic]

I’m doing a series of Hazbin Hotel Prompts for a fanfic series featuring characters as parents. See here for details

Prompt: OC/Reader throws a house party and their parents ground them for it.

Who should the parents be in this prompt?

Chaggie

Huskerdust

Cherrisnake

StaticMoth

Alastor

Lucilith

Voting ended onOct 28, 2025

[burntoutautistic]

I’m doing a series of Hazbin Hotel Prompts for a fanfic series featuring characters as parents. See here for details

Prompt: OC/Reader throws a house party and their parents ground them for it.

Who should the parents be in this prompt?

Chaggie

Huskerdust

Cherrisnake

StaticMoth

Alastor

Lucilith

Voting ended onOct 28, 2025

[burntoutautistic]

I forgot to put the link in: https://www.tumblr.com/burntoutautistic/798513605400297472/i-am-planning-to-write-a-hazbin-hotel-as-parents

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[burntoutautistic]

Another Hazbin as parents prompt.

Prompt: OC/Reader breaks something valuable of their parents and runs away.

Which character(s) should be the parents?

Chaggie

Huskerdust

GuitarSpear

Alastor

Lucilith

Cherrisnake

Staticmoth

Voting ended onOct 28, 2025

[burntoutautistic]

Last poll for tonight in regards to the Hazbin Hotel as Parents AU series

Prompt: OC/Reader feels ignored by their parent(s), either because they are too busy, too distracted or going through a lot. I’m purposefully excluding Lucilith because I feel as though this got explored in the show.

What parent should I do this for?

Chaggie

Huskerdust

Alastor

Cherrisnake

GuitarSpear

StaticMoth

Voting ended onOct 28, 2025

[burntoutautistic]

Prompt: OC/Reader gets sent to jail, or the Hell and parent has to bail them out.

Who should the parents be?

Chaggie

Huskerdust

Lucilith

Alastor

Cherrisnake

GuitarSpear

Staticmoth

Voting ended onOct 28, 2025

[incorrectly-hazbin]

Angel Dust: Truth or dare?

Husk: Truth.

Angel: I dare you to come over here and kiss me!

Husk, getting up: Alright.

Vaggie: … but he didn’t even choose dare??