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Hyacinth | they/he | TME | 25 | follows from @hitching-hyacinth | this is a knight kink blog!

[sir-hyacinth]

This is a kink blog! Minors DNI!

Hi! I'm Hyacinth, I'm new here, and I think swearing your undying fealty to a prince/princess who you deify is hot as fuck! Been lurking the tags for a bit and decided to make a blog. I follow from @hitching-hyacinth, which is dedicated to a different kink (sneezeing/illness). I am not looking for any kind of relationship or flirtation, so please don't try to flirt in my DMs/ask box/replies! (Platonic friendly messages are welcome!)

Organizational tags:

#sir hyacinth originals: knight/royalty/etc hornyposting, writing, and drawing

#knight snz: knight/royalty/etc-related crossposts from my sneezing/illness blog

#hyacinth writes: fics, as opposed to scenarios. I'll have a directory of these once I have more than one (1) post in that tag

#hyacinth draws: self-explanatory; stuff I've drawn

#sketchies: sketches/unfinished pieces

#finished: finished pieces (currently empty)

#hyacinth speaks: non-horny original posts

[gauntlyt]

it will come back knight. it will come back knight. it will come back knight. it w

[gauntlyt]

^^ squire trying to warn their lord about how a boomerang works after they've already thrown it

[gauntlyt]

it will come back knight. it will come back knight. it will come back knight. it w

[sir-hyacinth]

ahistorical jester costumes I love you

[gauntlyt]

mousegirl knight bullied for being too small x swangirl princess in a duck court shunned for looking different. immediately. pipsqueak knight x ugly duckling princess NOW

[gauntlyt]

while I'm at it. fox queen x rabbit knight. wolf knight x coyote squire. housecat princess x stray dog bodyguard. caged songbird lady x marten knight. dove knight x falcon squire. lion princess x tiger princess. peahen lady x hummingbird maid. bee knight x wasp knight. we need courtly animal yuri and we need it yesterday

[esmeraldablazingsky]

honestly i have to kinda disagree with that post thats like “being knightcore doesnt mean pro monarchy just swear ur undying loyalty to ur bff or ur crush or smth”

no. thats not what makes it sexy. either grapple with your beloved master’s role as a symbol of the state or choose to ignore it entirely and remain their loyal hound to whatever end, uncaring of the structures of power which you serve. become naught but a blade, the burden of your choices left to settle in the hand that wields you. it’s not about being besties forever it’s about OWNERSHIP and DUBIOUS MORALITY and FRANKLY QUESTIONABLE POWER DIFFERENTIALS

[sir-hyacinth]

bird jesters. consider the possibilities. yappy parrot jester. showy domestic pigeon jester. edgy crow/raven jester. flamboyant peacock jester. and other birds as well such as eagles and chickens and robins and nightingales

[sir-hyacinth]

just realized I've had asks off this whole time?? tumblr why are asks off by default. anyway if any of the 26 of you have wanted to send me an ask you can now lmao

[ser-william-the-third]

Steamy knight, anyone?

[shouty-y]

Lesbian knights ⚔️ - Prints

[knightclubbing]

taking pictures holding random things with my shitty gauntlets

[sir-big-bass-knight-of-ur-mum]

Googles: Knight based innuendos for sex

[knightclubbing]

thank you knights who are women

[ryhsrunner]

We need more non-binary knights. Too busy with honour and duty for gender.

[sir-hyacinth]

hi there welcome to my OCs :) this is Prince Mathilde and Sir Ingrid and they're my beloved butch4butch prince/knight duo. I have vague plans for fics but in the meantime their deal is Mathilde gets married off to a foreign prince for (waves a hand) political reasons and her husband gives Ingrid to her like as a wedding gift. so Mathilde tries very hard to not like Ingrid like she doesn't like her husband but she can only resist the charms of beautiful buff butch who is so earnestly friendly it's embarrassing for so long. meanwhile Ingrid is like if a golden retriever was a lesbian she just wants to be Mathilde's bestie immediately and when sex starts to come into it she's like oh okay :) yay :)

[your-prince-charming]

What sort of prince do you prefer?

Angelic, haloed like a sunrise dreamlike in his beauty

The orchestrator playing war as if it were a game of chess

Runaway royal with dreams of escaping these cold walls

Determined leader with a heart set on the needs of his people

Spoiled, haughty, teasing to those he views beneath him

A sinister and cunning prince plotting to inherit

Quiet, mysterious, and restrained who hides behind fans and parasols

Voting ended onApr 25

[sir-hyacinth]

okay I'm gonna write up proper oc intros which duo do we want to meet first

Robin and Harper: god's least favorite princess* doomed by the narrative and her intensely codependent knight. their deal isn't romanticsexual but they're deeply insane and devoted to each other in a way that cannot be adequately described as "friends". these two have been in my head for years so they're better developed than the other option

(* she doesn't know she's a girl yet but she'll get there dw)

Mathilde and Ingrid: butch4butch prince/knight yuri feat. high-strong prince mathilde letting her guard down verrrrrry slowly around her knight who is basically just if a golden retriever was a lesbian. these two are fucking for a While before mathilde starts to catch real feelings

who sounds more intriguing

Robin and Harper

Mathilde and Ingrid

Voting ended onApr 24