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incorrect quotes for stuff that i like at the moment dkon » he/him art // instagram // hamilton wishlist // commissions

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gavin: i hate everything besides coffee

rk900: and me some times

gavin, sighing: and him sometimes

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connor: what's that?

kamski: oh, that's just my to-do list.

connor: that's just a post-it note with my name on it.

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connor: why are you so hateful?

hank: i am FULL of love, you dumb son of a bitch!

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markus: my sexual preference is revolution.

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[texting]

gavin: hey

rk900: hey?

gavin: i can't sleep :/

rk900: i can. goodnight.

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the "poor not savage" quote is from brooklyn 99!

thank you !! i had it tagged before but i forgot where it came from

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connor: can’t we turn some lights on?

hank: I’m trying to save power

connor: your massage chair is on

hank: yeah I’m poor not a savage

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connor: [to gavin] i'd go as far as to say you're mean!

hank: okay let's try to dig a little deeper here.

connor: oh right. now, i know that's probably hard to hear-

hank: no.

connor: and maybe even a little too far-

hank: not at all.

connor: but i just don't think you know what effects your actions are having on the other detectives.

hank: god dammit.

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connor: hank, in your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

hank: hey, gavin, how tall are you?

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hank: [drunk] what do you think would happen if a man was injected all types of viruses and diseases all at once?

connor: he would probably not feel very good unfortunately

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hank: [to connor] shut the fuck up you little shit ass

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connor: this is how i enter my house.

connor: what's up, FUCKERS

hank: why do you have my gun?!

connor: fuck you that's why!

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connor: can i say a bad word?

hank: what?

connor: can i say a bad word?!

hank: yeah.

connor: [to gavin] YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH

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satan: hey i bought your soul last month and-

tony: no returns

satan: please, it’s making me sad

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thor: trust me, i know these woods like the back of my hand..... where'd that mark come from?

loki: thor, that's a birthmark.

thor: oh. anyway, let's go!

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loki: am i a good person? no. but do i try to be better every single day? also no.