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Molly: This year, I lost my dear brother, Gideon.

Gideon: Quit telling everyone I'm dead!

Molly: Sometimes I can still hear his voice.

[Said right before Gideon did, in fact, die]

#gideon prewett #molly weasley #molly prewett #this is how i deal with my pain #quotes

YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING LIL PUNK ASS DYING GINGE

Molly and Arthur [at Gideon’s dead body]

#molly weasley #molly prewett #gideon prewett #arthur weasley #koko inspired this one

Evan: I want you to know that I used to think there was nobody on this earth good enough for Narcissa.

Lucius: [smiles]

Evan: And I still think that.

Lucius: …Uhh

#evan rosier #lucius malfoy #narcissa black #narcissa malfoy #q

Severus: [to Nikolai] You’re an idiot.

Nikolai: Shut up!

Severus: You shut up!

Nikolai: You wanna go?

Marlene: You touch him, I’ll shove your wand down your throat.

#severus snape #nikolai mulciber #marlene mckinnon #q

Lucius: I’ve never felt this way about anyone. I want to do something for her. But what?

Severus: Well, there’s the usual things. Flowers, chocolates, promises you don’t intend to keep.

#lucius malfoy #severus snape #<3 #submission

Molly: Well, you haven't met my family.

Molly: I say 'family'.

Molly: It's more like a collection of horrible people.

#molly weasley #molly prewett #gideon prewett #gruffyd prewett #pre-weasels of course #and pre-arthur #oh prewetts #q

Alice: So you lied. About everything.

Frank: I didn't lie. I just avoided certain truths to manipulate you.

#alice longbottom #alice fortescue #frank longbottom #q

Evan: So, essentially, you’re suggesting we lay siege to the castle? Voldemort: Don’t forget to bring baby catapults. Evan: You mean tiny catapults? Or catapults that throw babies? Voldemort: Surprise me.

#evan rosier #lord voldemort #tom riddle #omg #definitely catapults that throw babies #q #submission

Some of us want to fly like birds and I want to gallop like a goat.

Rabastan Lestrange

#rabastan lestrange #jesus christ rhiannon #i love you #submission

Marlene: So who is it we’re supposed to be fighting?

James: No “we” in it, Marlene. This is not your fight.

Marlene: Try and stop me, you jumped-up little shit.

#james potter #marlene mckinnon #omfg #q

Severus: Everyone needs a hobby…

Sirius: So what’s yours?

Severus: Resurrection.

#severus snape #sirius black #fun necromancy club #q

Bellatrix: Rodolphus… there’s going to be a murder. Rodolphus: What time? Bellatrix: Six thirty this evening. Rodolphus: Short notice.

#bellatrix lestrange #bellatrix black #rodolphus lestrange #probably murdering gideon #submission

Bellatrix: Oh, I am angry!

Rodolphus: You're always angry.

#bellatrix lestrange #bellatrix black #rodolphus lestrange

Bellatrix: Lets get a drink.

Narcissa: Bella, I’m seven months pregnant. With your nephew.

Bellatrix: Oh don’t worry. I’ll drink for all three of us.

#narcissa black #narcissa malfoy #bellatrix black #bellatrix lestrange #truth #submission

Alastor: When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name, to let them know that I don’t really care about them.

Rabastan: That’s a genius move.

Alastor: Thank you, Robin.

#alastor moody #rabastan lestrange #oh my god #submission

Hestia: You’re so tall. What can you see up there?

Rabastan: Everyone’s flaws.

#hestia jones #rabastan lestrange #oh my god #im so done #submission

Marlene: Oh my god, Mulciber’s on fire again. Holly: Yeah, he does that sometimes, I think he likes it.

#marlene mckinnon #holly lafarre #nikolai mulciber #omfg #submission

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