Sam: What’s wrong, Bucky? Getting tired?
Bucky: I don’t get tired, I get results.
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Sam: What’s wrong, Bucky? Getting tired?
Bucky: I don’t get tired, I get results.
Bucky: Hey, Shuri, I’ve got a slight cough and a fever.
Shuri: My diagnosis is YOU’RE GONNA FUCKING DIE
Bucky: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Tony: Tell me a random thing about space.
Peter: Abraham Lincoln is president of Mars.
Tony: What the fuck?
Peter: I don’t know, Ned said it and it’s been haunting me since.
Loki: I feel like I have died and gone to Heaven.
Valkyrie: I have that dream too, but you go in the other direction.
Sam: Don’t be so pessimistic. It’ll affect team morale.
Bucky: What? And getting us blown up won’t?
Sam: Only very, very briefly.
Loki: Hey, I’ve seen worse.
Thor: Really!?
Loki: No. We are most definitely fucked.
Clint: You’re coming off distinctly paranoid.
Natasha: Everyone keeps saying that. It’s like a conspiracy.
Shuri: We need a plan. Ok, here’s the plan. Step 1: get a plan. Step 2: do the plan.
Shuri, not sarcastically at all: [smirks] Yep, this is working!
T’Challa: Person A! Focus.
Thor: I have a feeling about this place! And we all know what happens when I get a feeling!
Loki: We ignore it?
Thor, walking in bloodied and bruised: …Hey, guys.
Bruce: Oh my God! What happened to you!?
Thor, as Valkyrie walks in: Valkyrie misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.
Valkyrie, in tears: I am so sorry. I thought it was tradition!
Tony: Hey, do you know the password to Pepper’s computer?
Happy: Fuck you, Tony.
Tony: Hey!!
Happy: No, you misunderstood, the password is “fuckyouTony”.
Tony: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.
Valkyrie: The helmet looks kinda lame.
Loki: You know what’s not lame?
Loki: Safety.
Peter: *pushing on a door that clearly says pull*
MJ, filming him: You aren’t pushing hard enough.
Morgan: Hey guys, want a tarot reading?
Happy: These are Pokémon cards.
Rhodey: [Looks at Happy, threateningly] Do you want a tarot reading?
Loki: What's your problem?
Thor: You wanna know what my problem is?
Loki: No. That was a rhetorical question. I don't wanna know anything from you.
Sam: What kind of stuff does Bucky like?
Nat: I don't know, knives?
Happy: Morgan is one of my best friends.
Morgan: [Doing the fortnite dance]
Happy: I lied I don’t know this child.