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@incorrectmashquotes
Potter: It goes without saying that you senior officers should behave yourselves while i'm at the seminar in Tokyo. Don't make me come back early, are we clear?
Hawkeye: What isn’t clear is why people always say ‘goes without saying,’ yet still feel compelled to say the thing that was supposed to go without saying. Doesn’t that bother you?
RADAR: Here you are, Skip. Nice hot cup of coffee.
HAWKEYE: Oh. (He takes a sip.) Aww! It’s cold!
RADAR: Nice cup of coffee.
HAWKEYE: It’s horrible!
RADAR: Cup of coffee.
HAWKEYE: I’m not even sure it is coffee.
RADAR: ... Cup
Potter: What did you two do?
Hawkeye:
BJ:
Potter: You're not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to brass or not.
Margaret: Okay, here's the plan-
Hawkeye: Excuse me? Who put you in charge?
Radar: ...You did.
Charles: You said “Margaret should be the leader.”
BJ: Then we voted and it was unanimous.
Klinger: Then you made her this little plaque that said “The Boss of Us” and you put sparkles on it.
Hawkeye: Valid points, all.
Potter: Hawkeye's late again.
Charles: I woke him up at 0800 and said it was 1100.
Margaret: I wrote a fake schedule saying we were meeting at 0900 instead of 1200.
BJ: I set his alarm clock back an hour.
Potter: ...You all may have overdone it.
Hawkeye, running into the room: WHAT YEAR IS IT?
Frank: I would die for you
Margaret: I'd die for you first
Potter, from across the camp: NO ONE HERE IS DYING!
Colonel Blake: If you're saying I play favorites, you're wrong. I like the whole camp equally.
(Earlier that day)
Colonel Blake: I don't care for Frank
Hawkeye: Actually, I have a better idea.
Winchester: No, you don't, Pierce. History has proven that.
Radar: The best part of an Oreo is the cookie part and not the frosting part. Deal with it.
Charles: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
BJ: Hey Socrates, it's a freaking cookie.
Hawkeye: I can’t help being a gorgeous friend. It’s just the card I drew.
Hawkeye: You know what I realized, I cannot remember the last good thing that happened to me at this place. I mean, what is it about me that makes everybody walk all over me?
Potter: No self confidence
Margaret: You can be a baby sometimes
Charles: Your voice gets really high when you're upset
Hawkeye, high voice: Rhetorical question, okay?
BJ: If you took a shot for every bad decision you made, how drunk would you be?
Charles: A little tipsy
Potter: Drunk
Klinger: Wasted
Hawkeye: Dead
Col. Potter: Horse Hockey!!
Charles Winchester: It is CALLED Polo.
Henry: Did you know my father staged the Easter Egg Hunt with no eggs to see how long we’d keep looking?
Henry: The answer, by the way; June.
Charles: Oh, well, that's understaandable..
BJ: Why do I feel a 'but' coming on?
Charles: No 'but'
Charles: However...
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