Hᴀᴍɪʟᴛᴏɴ Mᴀʏᴏɴɴᴀɪsᴇ

An American Mayonnaise Bastard, Orphan, Son of an Egg

[incorrectmayonnaise]

Staying awake's easy young man, sleeping is harder

[incorrectmayonnaise]

[incorrectmayonnaise]

A toast!

[a-portal-to-nowhere-deactivated]

a toast

[yes-i-exist-shutup]

A toast

[tinybitofart]

a toast

[iceeericeee]

a toast

[matchstickers-deactivated202311]

to thE

BROOM

[incorrectmayonnaise]

A toast!

[incorrectmayonnaise]

Aaron burrger

[incorrectmayonnaise]

A. Ham and cheese sandwich

[mythweaverarts]

Alex: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

John: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Alex: I said within reason, John. How about I murder that guy?

John: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

Alex: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

Source: Incorrect quote generator

[firebalda]

see you again || hamburr

[penis-eater]

Pocket sized burr :3

[incorrectmayonnaise]

Bro wants to be in the woom whew it happwens

[sapphireicecream]

Ha. Sucker. Lol 🍭

[unch4rtedwxters]

DADDY DADDY LOOK *beatboxing intesifies*

MY NAME IS PHILIP

I AM A POET

I WROTE THIS POEM JUST TO SHOW IT

AND I

JUST TURNED NINE

YOU CAN WRITE RHYMES BUT YOU CAN’T WRITE MINE’

WHAT!

I PRACTICE FRENCH AND PLAY PIANO WITH MY MOTHER

I HAVE A SISTER BUT I WANT A LITTLE BROTHER

Okay XD

MY DADDY’S TRYNA START AMERICAS BANK

UN DEUX TROIS QUATRE CINQQQQQ

BRAVO!!

[pukicho]

growing up is realizing that oats and grains are sustenance

[irredeanable]

[pukicho]

What do you mean

[penis-eater]

Hamilton: "pardon me, are you Aaron burr, sir?"

Burr looking Alex up and down: "No."

[penis-eater]

I magine some bastard orphan son of a whore just randomly stands at your door at fucking 2am and wants to convince you to protect the new US constitution. At fucking 2am.

Yeah i would shoot him too.

[penis-eater]

I NEED to get a modern AU Hamilton fic where burr is more like he was in actual history. A smoker hypersexual insomniac.

Like, that dude was so much more badass than people make him out to be. I don't have anything about soft, quiet and nice burr but just PLEASEEEEEEEE someone make him a drug addict.

I don't know why I like to read fanfics with characters that take drugs in the forefront, but I do and burr HISTORICALLY was addicted so writing a drug addict burr fanfic can't be that hard (said by someone that can't write for shit.)

[incorrectmayonnaise]

My sweet summer child.

Let me do it for you<3

[penis-eater]

I NEED to get a modern AU Hamilton fic where burr is more like he was in actual history. A smoker hypersexual insomniac.

Like, that dude was so much more badass than people make him out to be. I don't have anything about soft, quiet and nice burr but just PLEASEEEEEEEE someone make him a drug addict.

I don't know why I like to read fanfics with characters that take drugs in the forefront, but I do and burr HISTORICALLY was addicted so writing a drug addict burr fanfic can't be that hard (said by someone that can't write for shit.)

[incorrectmayonnaise]

I'm John Laurens in a place to be

At two pints of mayonnaise but I'm working on three!