im real confused yall

dean eustace🤎 i am made of confetti cake batter, windshield washer fluid, 3rd grader’s lucid dreams, turkey tail mushrooms, pulp from orange juice, minecraft cave spider code, wet tootsie roll sticks, hazelnut coffee creamer, and the montana driver’s manual.

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call my girl Dean cause she got super naturals

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welcome back to gamechanger, the only gameshow where the game changes every show! players, you will notice that we are standing in a prison, and that some of you have been designated as “guards” while the rest of you are “prisoners.” over the next few months y

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perfect new meme template just dropped

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example usage

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wait I'm not done

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You can only reblog this today! Next time Thursday 20 will follow Wednesday 19 will be in 2439!

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its time for a witty, feminist retelling of the ingredients on my shampoo bottle

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many such cases

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HELP

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a short comic about bonding which was featured in our school’s yearbook (tumblr can be an annoying format for comics like this, so click on the images to read!)

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