this is 100% true

Submission and ask are both open! If you need anything tagged, just let me know and I'll take care of it.

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Listen! If drunk me said or did something, you gotta take it up with drunk me. Don’t try to take it up with sober me. I wasn’t there, I don’t know what happened.

Frank

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Brian: Ok, tomorrow we have a day off. Same rules apply. Don't add to the population, don't subtract from the population. Don't end up in the hospital, newspaper, or jail. If you end up in jail, establish dominance quickly.

Brian:...and have a nice day.

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Interviewer: What's the hardest thing for you to say?

Frank: I was wrong.

Gerard: I need help.

Mikey: Worcestershire sauce.

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Frank: So olive oil comes from olives right.

Mikey: Yeah.

Frank: So then baby oil-

Ray: For the ninth time Frank, baby oil does not come from babies!

Mikey:...He has a point.

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Pete: Why are Gerard and Frank sitting back to back?

Mikey: They had a fight.

Pete: ...Then why are they holding hands?

Mikey: They get sad when they fight.

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Frank: Anybody could've broken that. Brian won't trace it back to us.

Ray: Are you fucking kidding? Brian traces everything back to us. He traces things we haven't even done back to us!

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Mikey: Hey, what's the name of that guy we always run into at the supermarket?

Frank: His dogs' names are Sprinkles and Boots.

Mikey: That's... not what what I asked.

Frank: Well, that's the information I have.

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Brian: I said you could invite one friend to the reception. One.

Gerard: But they don't come separately!

Ray: It's true, we're pack animals Brian.

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bedussey u home man

not really! i don’t have the time to keep this blog going so i only post on my main @kevinthestraightbarista sorry!

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Is that you in the selfie that’s reblogged?? If so can I just say... holy shit you look amazing and I hope you know that. But if not, I really hope that they see this message and know it’s totally true xx

ahh thank you so much! It was me, reblogged from my main @kevinthestraightbarista

also sorry that I never post on here anymore lol college is uh the worst

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Frank: I'm going to strangle you

Mikey: you aren't tall enough

Frank: you've sunk low enough for me to reach

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Ray: you don't get to make fun of what I eat. When was the last time you had a carrot?

Mikey: well it's my least favorite type of cake, so rarely. If I absolutely have to I'll eat the frosting.

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People whose DACA will expire between now and March 5, 2018, can still apply for renewal by Oct. 5. Renewal lasts for 2 years!!

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Never mind, I read the master post lmao

i don’t mean to be rude to any of you who are curious about why I don’t like bob but I’m also tired of the discourse so I appreciate it <3

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Alright friends, this has been fun but the bob discourse is now closed.

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Okay I just read some shit about Bob and I'm fucking PISSED I seriously want to fucking beat his ass to death gqnbgbqgwnhn please understand my pain.

I mean Mood.